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Hi my name is Amy. I am in my 5th year at Hogwarts. I am in Griffindor and this summer was the best summer of my life! It all started when we were at the train station for the Hogwarts Express. I was getting off when I saw Harry Potter being yelled at by his uncle Vernon that he was banned from their house. Poor Harry! Harry just got done with his 5th year also. There he sat alone and homeless. He asked the Weasleys if he could stay at their home but they said that they were booked this summer and Hermonie had already left. I couldn't just leave him there so I went over and then I asked something I thought I would never ask in my life... "Harry, do you want to live with us for the summer?"
I was pretty sure he was going to say no, OMG I totally made a fool of myself in front of HARRY POTTER! OMG OMG OMG! AND-"Sure I would love too. You seem like a nice girl with a nice family..."
Did he just say yes!? OMG OMG OMG! HE SAID YES! HE SAID YES! My parents are arriving, I better tell them that we have a special guest staying with us for the summer. I walked over to my parents with Harry. "Harry Potter well it's a pleasure to meet you boy!" my father said.
"Pleasure to meet you too sir," Harry responded.
I know they are going to say yes... "Mom, Dad, can Harry stay over for the summer!?"
"Yes dear, of course!" my mother says.
YES! HARRY'S STAYING! YES!!!!!!!!!!!! Well better get ready for my big summer!
So the last time we were talking, Harry Potter was going to stay at my home for the summer! YAY! OMG! My hair is
all messed up and my clothes are wrinkly. I must look like a total dork to him! *tear* Well we were heading to our flying
car when we had engine trouble. "Oh great kids, hang tight back there, this is going to get fast," my dad yelled to us in
the back.
But then this incredible thing happened, Harry accidently touched my hand! OMG OMG OMG! Well I better cool it other
wise I will look bad in front of him. I thought about this the whole way home. I am trying to impress Harry Potter. Is it
because I like him or because I want to impress someone so famous? I wondered. Then when we fianlly got the engine fixed,
we flew to our home. OMG! My parents decided he is going to stay in the attic and it's a horror mess up there! Once I got
in the door I sprouted up the stairs, to the attic and I used a cleaning spell to clean it. There.... better.... Harry just
got up here and now he said he would like to be left alone.
It's going to be a tough summer for Harry, after he lost Serius.... I wonder what it's like to loose everybody you
love because this one guy hates you. It musy be tough.... Well I was one of the victums petrified in our second year and
without Harry, OMG OMG OMG.... I wouldn't have been the one of the few that was petrified. OMG, Harry Potter just asked if
I could come in talk to him, OMG! I went in and he wanted to talk and wanted to know if I lost anybody important to He Who
Must Not Be Named. I said, "yes... my grandmother...."
He smiled because he knew he wasn't the only victim of this horrible person. Yet the rest of our summer awaits....
So last time we were talking, Harry Potter and me were talking... Well a nice week went by. I challenged Harry to
quiddtich in the back yard and he lost everytime. LOL! OMG OMG OMG! I woke up this morning and there was a note on my other
pillow. I looked at it and it said, "Look Up"
I did and there was Harry! OMG OMG OMG! I have messed up hair and everything and he is in the same room as me! OMG
OMG OMG! I must be a total dork to him and then he did the most messed up thing he could do to a girl like me. He... he...
KISSED ME ON THE CHEEK! *breathes heavily* OMG OMG OMG! WHAT A MOMENT IT WAS!I think I went black for a moment there, what
happened? Oh did he really? HE WHAT!? KISSED ME ON THE CHEEK!? OMG OMG OMG! HARRY....POTTER.... KISSED.....ME!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok I know why I am
trying to impress him, I LIKE HiM! It is so obvious?
Will this mean we will be going out!? No.... I figured out it was my birthday and that was his present. He knew a
kiss from Harry Potter would make me happy. OH POOEE! We had breakfast and ate cake later that day. Then Harry asked if he
could talk to me under the oak tree in our back yard. I WONDER.... hm..... I followed him to the backyard and under the
oaktree and then he said, "this is no birthday present...." and then he kissed me on the lips! OMG OMG OMG! HE KISSED ME ON
THE LIPS! OMG OMG OMG! Well so far this has been the best present and summer ever....
Last time we were talking, Harry and me kissed. Not just any kiss mind you, a kiss on the lips! We all we went back inside after that and I felt in a love mood. Harry kept being himself. I waltz inside and my parents were wondering why I was acting this way.
I went up to my room and OMG! There was Harry all ready and set with a table and all for our first date I suppose. Then our muggle phone rang. I answered it and it was that b***h Cho Chang. "Get away from my man you pervert!" she yelled at me.
"Go away you b***h, he's mine!"
Over the next few days that b***h would not stop calling me and telling me to get away from 'her'man. Harry didn't like this and I knew he liked me more than anybody in the world. Finally one call made me scared and Harry a little more protective about me. She said, "get away from my man or I will literally kill you!"
I was scared but I knew after everything Harry had been through I was safe from the evil little witch she was. Sadly, she was a real witch. Then one day there was a knock on the door. Harry answered it and then we heard, "Avada Kedavra!"
Then there was Harry on the floor, dead. I was scared, yet it was that little evil witch, Cho and she thought it was me that answered the door. I took out my wand and yelled, "wingardian leveosa!"
I picked her up and dropped her on her head. She felt unconcious. I called the Ministry of Magic and they were on their way to take her to Azkaban. I didn't tell them about Harry though. I ran over to his body and cried over it with my hand on his dead heart. Then he opened his eyes. "Harry, you're alive!?" I asked with tears down my rosey cheeks.
"I guess so, your love brought me back Amy," he responded and then he kissed me on the lips again. The Ministry showed up, took Cho away and me and Harry went to bed. Then before, Cho went to Azkaban, she yelled to me, "you will always be a pervert! A PERVERT AMY AND I AM GOING TO GET YOU FOR TAKING MY MAN!"
I just make a smirk, shook my head and kissed Harry again to make her jelous. She was ANGRY! But the rest of the summer is to be told in another story.
After the insident with Cho, my parents put a magical sheild around the house. The next exciting thing that
happened what really sick. We all went to my grandmother's grave and OMG! Harry's parents were buried in the same
cementary! OMG SO COOL! But sad.... We got home and the next few days, my cat started acting a little crazy around Harry.
Like my cat was human!
My cat would romantically eye Harry and purr around his legs whenever she could. Something about my cat seemed
different. My cat didn't act this way around Harry before. Why is she now? And her eyes were differnt. They reminded me of
Cho's. Then word got out that Cho escaped. Luckly, we were safe.
Then OMG! My cat did the most messed up thing one day. Harry was sitting in the chair reading a book when my cat
climbed on the cabinet behind him and jumped on his back! Then she started humping him! OMG OMG OMG! I had to help Harry
but I didn't want to hurt my cat but then something told me that wasn't my cat and then the 'thing' jumped off Harry and
morphed back into Cho. "YOU PERVERT! I SAID I WAS GOING TO GET YOU AND NOW I AM!" she said.
She took out her wand and missed me with a spell. Harry got in the way, stunned Cho and called the Ministry of
Magic right away. We hugged eachother knowing we were safe now and then Harry rubbed his back where Cho humped him. "I hate
to admit it but that felt good..." he said.
I stared at him. "I mean that it got the kink out of my back for some reason..." he said quickly.
I loved him and Cho was put in Azkaban again. We did a quick kiss and went to bed.
After Cho went to Azkaban, Peter Pettigrew arrived at our front door the next morning. "I need to kill Harry Potter," he said.
"That is not an option," I said unafraid and calmly staring him straight in the eye.
"Why?"
"Because he's my true love."
"Well then I guess I'll have to kill you first then."
"That is also not an option."
"Why?"
"Because I like living."
"But the Dark Lord wishes me to kill someone expecially Harry Potter!"
"Screw the Dark Lord! We like lving!"
I invited him in and he agreed happily. We sat down in the living room and talked like I was a counsiler. "Do you like working for the Dark Arts?" I asked with a curious look on my face.
"Not really Amy. I only did it because I was threatened to be killed."
"Interesting..."
Harry came down and took out his wand ready to stun Pettigrew but then I stopped him and told him everything that happened. We agreed to be friends secretly and Pettigrew was on his way. "Well I better get my punishment from the Dark Lord! Harry expect your scar to be hurting in a few minutes! See ya!" And Pettigrew was on his way.
We kept in touch with Pettigrew. Pettigrew was punished with the Crucio curse but he said, "I'm ok!"
After a week, the Dark Lord himself came to our front door. Harry answered the door. "Finally it's my time to kill you!" he said. "I will start where we left off and-"
"And this and that and blah blah blah! Let's just skip the evil speech and start the fighting," Harry said.
"Your mudblood mother, you are just like her!"
"Oh so it's gonna be like that, well your momma is so stupid, she put makeup on the top of her head.... to make up her mind!"
"Oh you know this is about to get ugly..." the Dark Lord said.
I stepped up and said, "why is your mother coming?"
The Dark Lord just stood there, hands on his side and looked confused. "You dare threaten the Dark Lord's mother! Well feel the pain of my love toward her!"
"You don't even know anything about love. Your mother is so ugly, she put the boogey man out of business!"
"Now your talking about my friend and my mother!"
Tears started coming from his eyes.
Harry said, "your mother's so ugly, she made Micheal Jackson look like Brad Pitt!"
"Stop talking about my momma!" the Dark Lord said and started sucking his thumb.
I fianlly ended it and said, "your mommas so stupid, when I asked her to purchase a colored TV, she asked, which color?"
He stopped sucking his thumb and made an angry face. "You won this round Harry Potter but I am going to get you and your little girlfriend too! HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!" the Dark Lord said and he vanished.
That was weird.
A week after the pathetic incident with the Dark Lord, we went to Diagon Alley to get some things for quidditch.
Then Harry told me this after he came out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to his shoe.
Harry bumped into Draco Malfoy in the bathroom. Then Draco said, "I am going to kill you someday Potter."
Harry just said, "Nah uh uh..." and started singing his own version of a muggle song by M.C. Hammer. This is what
he sang.
Can't touch me *music plays*
Can't touch me *music plays*
Jus Jus Jus Jus Just like the wizards of the Ministry of Magic
If you kill me... That would be so tragic....
We can just be friends
Or I can kill you too
But I am good and you are bad
And that would just be rude
Can't touch me
Then he made the ending music. But the whole time, Griffindors were doing the bump in the background. Draco just
stared at him like he was the craziest man alive. "You are so weird Potter, I am getting out of here!" and he ran out of
the bathroom.
That's when Harry came out also and told me what I just told you.I love Harry but I have to agree with Malfoy, he
is weird at times....
After Harry did the weirdest thing I ever heard, we all decided to go and see the muggle world. I have only seen
the muggle world when I was at the train station. I never saw any further than that. So we walked the muggle world and saw
many things. But there was one thing I saw that fascinated me. It was a chair on two large wheels and two tiny ones. Harry
said it was called a wheel chair.
I looked inside the window where the wheel chairs were sitting. The wheels and how the way someone could get a free
ride after they walked all day and their legs started hurting must have been better than the discovery of magic to me.
My legs were really hurting and I wanted to try these things out. So I walked in the store, took one of the wheel
chairs from the window and got in it. I wondered how it worked. Harry walked in and showed me how to do it. All you had to
do was push the two big wheels forward!
Fascinating!
Then I pushed it so hard I crashed into the shelves on the wall. I asked Harry how to turn. He said just push one
wheel and hold the other.
Fascinating!
I tried it and it worked. The way this creature worked and how it moved it was so real and fascinating. I rode it
out of the store and then the muggle behind the counter said bring it back. I did and put it back.
As I walked I remembered all the good times I had with the maginificant creature, how I crashed in the shelves with
it, how we learned together on how to turn and go.
I will never forget it...
It was our last week before school started. Cho broke out of Azkaban again. Then a few days later, Cho knocked on
the door and Harry answered. This time she killed Harry again onpurpose. She stepped over his body and said, "if I can't
have you then no one can," and ran out the door.
I walked into the room and found yet again, Harry, dead on the floor."Oh Man!I have to do this lubby dubby stuff
again!? Oh great!" I said.
I reacted the scene which I did before when Harry died. He came to life once more, yadda, yadda, yadda, you know
the rest. Then a few hours later there was another knock on the door. Harry answered it once more and I stood behind him.
It was the Dark Lord. He walked inside and said, "I will get you this time Potter and your little momma jokes won't get me
this time!"
"Want me to say them again? Ok.." Harry said.
And me and Harry repeated the jokes we had said before. The Dark Lord blew up and ashes fell to the floor. I swept
them up and threw them in the creek on the back yard. They discenagrated. Eww...
Then when we went to bed that night, Malfoy snuck into the house and then lights flashed everywhere. Me and Harry
where back to back, in our Yule Ball outfits with muggle microphones in our hands. Then we started singing the music you
hear in the background.
Amy biggrin on't go breaking my heart
Harry:I couldn't if I tried
Amy:Honey if I get restless
Harry: Baby your not that kind! Don't go breaking me heart
Amy:You take the weight off me
Harry:Honey when you knock on my door
Amy:I gave you my key
And we sung the rest of the muggle song dancing like muggles themselves. When we finished back to back, Malfoy just stood
there for a few minutes with his arms on his side, wide eyed and then POOF! Smoke appeared around his head and when the
smoke disappeared, he was BALD! He ran off and a few days later was reported missing.
Me and Harry remained boyfriend and girlfriend through school. This was my summer with Harry Potter.
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- Title: My Summer With Harry Potter!
- Artist: Melissa24680
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Sorry its really long..... It was originally on Quizilla and there were 10 parts altogether..... That's why it probably sounds a little off at some parts, its most likely where a new part started....... Anywho.... This is a harry potter story that I made up myself. It's suppose to be funny and I really enjoyed writing it....
I wrote this 2 years ago and it made my mother, whos all serious about making fun of harry potter is not nice, crack up so I think you'll enjoy it too! - Date: 08/03/2008
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