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THE AWESOME ONE: okay guys this meeting is now in seson... or it would be if i had my hammer thingy.
WAR: its called a GAVEL.
AWESOME:.....what?
WAR: yeah its called a gavel *moron*
(awesome throws hammer thing at him)
WAR: OW
AWESOME: found it.
PEACE: so what did you want us for.
AWE sad too lazy to right whole thing) the thing is... im bored, so lets beat the crude a of random people un til im satistfide.
DEATH: no
AWE: why?
DEATH: well did you ever noticed that they end up hating us even more ever time we do that?
ANIMALITY: yeah and i thought we were supposed to protect them
AWE: screw the people, i have money!
WAR: well when you put it that way!
LIFE: I LIKE PUPPIES!I LIKE PUPPIES!I LIKE PUPPIES!
AWE: SHUT THE HELL UP
LIFE:...(SNIFF,SNIFF)
PLAUGE: aaaaaaaawww you made life cry...nice job!
HUMANITY: hey guys lets use whaaaaales!
ANIMALITY: what!
AWE: just shut up you dumb-
PEACE: hey no profanity!
AWE: WHAT?
WAR: oh come on you guys all cant be this stupid
DEATH: thats what she said!
EVERY ONE: wahmbulance
AWE: DEAR GOD WE ARE STUPID!
WAR: gar i be a pirate now!
PEACE: WERE GETTING OF TOPIC NOW!
EVERY ONE: THATS WHAT YOUR MOM SAID!
PEACE:
AWE: WELL even though we didnt accomplish any thing im going to kill some peasants now!
the end
- by thesithlord45 |
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- | Submitted on 12/06/2008 |
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- Title: the dragon council ep1
- Artist: thesithlord45
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Description:
the dragons war, death, plauge, animality, peace, life, cure, humanity and the awesome one have a meeting to discuss the issuses of their world.
- Date: 12/06/2008
- Tags: dragon council
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Comments (3 Comments)
- -Stadium-Arcadium- - 01/29/2009
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... That was a waste of my time.
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- Salvia Foxtail - 12/23/2008
- Man, I wish I could rate this 0. "lolrandum" humor isn't really funny, you know.
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- Tati1111 - 12/07/2008
- 5/5 i like it because it has a lot of diolouge
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