• On an afternoon in the ocean of the Bahamas', A man in his 30's fell of his boat and was struggling for air. Another boat came up and a man reached over the side. "Sir! Do you need some help?" The man flapped his arms to keep from drowning. "No, God will save me" So the man drove away. Less than a few minutes later, a woman came up with a small boat. "Oh sir! Would you like me to help you?" The man struggled to gasp "No, God will save me". So the woman steered away. Later, a helicopter came and a man asked the same thing. Again, the man replied, "No thanks, God will save me" So the pilot left. An hour later, the man sank and drown in the waters.

    When he got to heaven, he walked up to God and asked, Father, Why didn't you save me?

    And God replied..."Are you stupid? I sent you 2 boats and a helicopter!!"