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Asa- *Meow mix tune* meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Me-
Tay- SHUT-UP! *whaps Asa’s head*
Adam- Hehe, pain…
Gina- *smells cat* Wow, what are you wearing? It smells so good…
Asa- Tay smells naturally grood! Like strawberries!!
Tay- *sigh* it’s a curse…
Gina- What’s a curse, because if it’s what I’m thinking, then yes….It is a curse…
Adam- I don’t like curses as much as pain, but I’ll live I guess… can you do without life?
Asa- oh but we can fix that…
Tay-yes I can live w/out life.
Adam- Nice. *pull out iPod*
Gina- Poptart?
Tay- no I’ve eaten too many in my life-time. Poptarts reduce years.
Asa- yes it’s a known fact. I made it up.
Gina- Hm…. *Pokes her own blubber* and apparently increases fat?
Adam- *pokes Gina’s blubber* Wow, I didn’t know you had blubber. Don’t go to Alaska, they eat blubber…. Stupid Alaskains….
Gina- *packs bags*
Tay- here I’ll help you pack! *puts Adam in bag but he doesn’t fit so squishes him in there some how then zips bag closed*
Asa- ah now we will have a nice quiet time w/ no disturbing thoughts.
Adam- *screams as best he can from bag*
Gina- Uh…. Maybe I can get somebody to keep him company *grabs Asa and tries to stuff him in, and manages to do so only by zipping the zipper over his hair*
Asa- *screams* MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!!!
Tay- or we could just put them both in a kennel.
Gina- Nah, I like freaking out the baggage handlers anyway.
Adam- So uh, where is your foot exactly, Asa, because I’m having a weird sensation somewhere that I can’t speak of…
Asa- oh no I believe that’s Alex.
Alex- hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Asa- dude your so gay…
Tay- hmm idk what’s going on in that bag and I don’t wanna know….. can I comes to Alaska wif u?
Gina- YESH!!!
Adam- Okay! Alex attempt to try to remover your leg from my-
Gina- I’ll go book the tickets! *runs off to airport*
Adam- Grr. *sighs and decides to deal with the pain and discomfort*
Asa- I would very much like to me out of here. Someone’s hand is past my comfort zone and werewolves have been known to be claustrophobic… *screams*
Tay- I like tickets. I like games too.
Adam- Oh, sorry Asa, I thought those were two cushions… *disturbed at where his hand was*
Gina- *talking with Alaskan lady* NO! I want two tickets to ALASKA. Do I have to spell it? A-L-A-S-K-A!! Please, hand me the tickets!!
Alaskan Lady- Oh, you want to bask in sun do you?
Gina- *foams at the mouth in frustration*
Tay- I’ll handle this. *walks up to lady, stands in front of her, and stares, grinning widely*
Alaskan Lady- erm, two tickets coming right up…
Asa- perv…
Adam- *smiles* I dont have to try….
Gina- THANK YOU!!! *stomps off to hurt someone*
Adam- Is there any way of getting out of here? *hears a scream in the distance*
Asa- there’s only one way out…. And I’m afraid that option is unavailable.
Tay- *sits on bag containing the three boys* hmm this seat moves…
Gina- *comes back and sits down* It’s like a massasing chair…
Adam- MAKE THE WAY AVAILBLE, I CANT STAND THIS ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!
Tay- yes… it’s nice….
Asa- no because that would involve killing. And murdering. And slaying. And slaughtering. Perfectly good hair.
Adam- ALEX FIRST!!!!
Gina- Nice… Back massage….
Asa- *takes out electric shaver from section of bag* muahahahahahahahahahahahaha…..
Tay- we should pack them all up in a bag more often. It’s not only relaxing but entertaining as well.
Gina- Dual purpose machine… Yup! When do you think our plane leaves?
Adam- Let it begin…
Alex- NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Asa- *evilly begins shaving off hair*
Tay- oh hey our plane is here! *picks up bag which makes guys in there all move and land on each other in more awkward ways*
Gina- How are you able to hold that?!
Adam- tee hee hee… *takes out heating iron*
Tay- I eat my green beans!
Asa-OW! Dude you burned my… never mind
Adam- Ouch. Sorry… *winks*
Asa- gaaaaaayyyyyy
Gina- Does getting your Cheetos work too?
Tay- no those make your breath stronger.
Adam- You’re not the first one to think that… and to think of it, not that last either…
Gina- What about those crunchy Cheetos? *Sits down in plane* HA! I claim the window seat!!
Tay- okay I’ll sit in window seat behind you peeps. I get motion sickness.
Asa- *now that Alex’s hair is all shaved off Asa successfully get’s out of bag* AIR!!
Adam- PUNCHING ROOM!!!!!
Alex- GROWING ROOM!!!!
Gina- Uh…. No comment….
Asa- fresh air… no more guy sweat unclean clothing that was just picked off the floor nasty smell. I mean WONDERFUL smell….
Tay-… I have no response to that.
Adam- And no more gay touches given and received by each other!!
Gina-…
FRED-*sitting in row across from them* Whats wrong with you pervs…
Ayden-*sitting next to FRED and chann* You don’t wanna know.
Chann-*staring out window*
Asa- *runs over* I SIT NEXT TO TAY SHE GETS FREE PEANUTS!!
Tay- oh the curse…
Gina- You do realize, you are eating my ex- husband? *Bites furisously into peanuts*
Tay- hmm marital problems… interesting…
Asa- mm mr. peanut is tasty………. U done good Gina….
Gina- It wasn’t me….
Adam- Everything is wrong with pervs, why do you even ask? As fro Mr. Peaunt *Rips off head of a peanut* DIE!!!
Tay- yes but we praise you anyway because I am charitable person.
Asa- does this mean I get free gummy worms?
Tay- no.
Gina- Pay up, Asa.
Adam- *getting sick while going into the air* Werewolves are meant to be on the ground… not in air… *Passes out*
Asa- *inverts pockets* well I have ABC gum and a small insignificant bazooka.
Gina- Well, I guess it’s better than no gum… *Pops ABC gum in mouth*
Adam- *disturbed*
FRED-*walks over and steals ABC gum from Gina and puts in mouth* Mu ha ha ha ha….
Ayden-*even more disturbed by FRED* Dude that’s not right…Its sick and wrong and wrong and sick…And sick.
Chann-*blasts Atreyu*To be left on the floor…GASPING FOR BREATH!ARE YOU GASPING FOR BREATH?!!!Mu Ha ha ha…
Gina- *ignoring FRED cause he stole ABC gum*
Adam- *wakes up* oh darkness! *runs for bathroom*
Asa- *sniff* cruel person did not share ABC gum…. *cries on Tay*
Tay- oh no let’s not start this….
Gina- Wow, We reached over one thousand and eighty seven words!
Adam- *hurls*
Tay- what an accomplishment!! We must celebrate! *hits Asa*
Asa- *sniff* abuse….
Ayden-I want to be abused…wait what?
FRED-*sticks ABC gum to the back of Gina’s head* Here,you can have it back.
Chann- *kicks the back of some little kids seat* I will make your heart stop…*grins at FRED*
FRED-…shut it Jenny.
Asa- *sniff* I am being abused and I don’t get any gum and I have been harassed by Adam and stuck in a smelly bag with two gay guys. I am having a bad day.
Tay- Asa suck it up so we can get on w/our lives w/out headaches.
Adam- *comes back from bathroom* Ehehe* smiles* Maybe you might not want to be so close to me of trips then….
Gina- OKAY!! Different Subject! How are you enjoying the fallen flavors of my ex-, Asa?
FRED-*licks the back of Gina’s head* I got bored…
Chann-Dude what’s wrong with you…
Gina- What the heck is in my hair?! *tries to take out gum* AHH!!! Adam!! Mind giving me a little help please? *whimpers from pain*
Adam- *sets to work on hair*
Asa- dude you should have Fabio do that. He’s the hair stylist of the family.
Tay- yah he’s the reason we have *flips hair* GREAT HAIR!
Chann-*pokes Tays head again and again and again and agai-*
Ayden-*grabs Channs hand* Dude stop it…
FRED-*Takes gum out of Gina’s hair and puts back in mouth*
Gina- HEY!? *Steals gum out of mouth and swallows gum before FRED can get to it*
Adam- I was doing it right…
Tay-…., gimme back that filet o fish!
FRED-*sniff* You swallowed my gum…
Chann-Dude, GET OVER IT!Your supposed to be the macho dude…
FRED-GAWD FINE THEN!!! *crosses arms*
Ayden-….*pulls out sketch book and draws a FRED vs. Gina pic*
Gina- Well YOU took the gum in the first place!
FRED-Ya but then I ever so kindly returned it! GAWD WHY CANT YOU UNDERSTAND THAT I WAS JUST BORROWING IT!
Gina- WHY CAN’T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT WHAT’S MINE IS MINE!?!? AND I KNOW VERY WELL WHAT “BORROWING” MEANS!!
FRED-Yes but I just figured out we could have split the gum in half…But it’s too late sssssssooo…*try’s to tackle Gina but is restricted by safety belt* God I hate seat belts…
Gina- Tee hee hee… I go jump on trampoline now… *runs away*
Tay- wait…. A trampoline on a plane???
Alex- I’m not gay……And yes, a trampoline on a plane sounds completely logical.
Adam- Yes, very logical. Now, prove your not gay.
Alex- This s what a gay person would do. *licks Adam’s cheek* I wouldn’t do that.
Adam- I think that proved that you were….THIS is what a real gay person would do *goes up to Asa and kisses him on the forehead*
Asa- *faints from overwhelming disturbingness of many gay people*
Tay- This is all disturbing…
Gina- *gags*
Smores- *comes in plane* I think brownies would go good with….WORLD DOMINATIONS!!!!
Ayden- Umm….*try’s to hide behind notebook from gay people*
Smores- *pokes notebook and thus hits Ayden in face* Wimp.
Ayden- *falls asleep*dddddduuuudddeee….what?
Alex- I think this is the opportune time to jump…
Asa- Yeah,….Wait, WHAT?!
Alex- BBBLLLRRRIINNNGGG!!!!! *transforms* *pushes Asa off plane*
Asa- AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Zeus- MORTAL! I only save you so you can do a mission for me; get me three cups of coffee and some onion rings. There’s only like, Greek food up here on Olympus.
Alex- Oh yeah, that usually kills the person…..
Tay-….*tries to kill Alex*
Adam- *hugs Tay*
Alex- *mostly ded*
Tay- *screams*
- Title: Three guys in a luggage bag
- Artist: Kiptay
- Description: Our rather disturbing but hilarious story... the characters include Asa (Asamichaud) Gina (wolf mark) Adam (Adam has issues) Tay (Kiptay) Alex (alex corwell) Ayden (ayden kendle) FRED (FRED gare) Chann (Y-punk) and the God Zeus (no gaia account). plz comment!
- Date: 05/04/2009
- Tags: three guys luggage
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Comments (5 Comments)
- Kiptay - 08/09/2009
- lirl yes good times good times.... never gets old!^^
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- Wolf Mark - 08/04/2009
- *lirling so hard* It's still funny... I'm crying with laughter!!
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- Wolf Mark - 05/07/2009
- There has been eight ratings, with 4 1/2 stars, I say that's pretty good!
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- Kiptay - 05/05/2009
- lol yeah it is the best...
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- Wolf Mark - 05/05/2009
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!! I luv that story we made, it's one of the best.
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