• Mr.Docker is off his Rocker!
    My name is A.J and I hate school. Why do we need to learn how to read if we have books on CD? Why do we learn social studies if that stuff happened a long time ago and now we can't do anything about it now? I hate that stuff. But there's one subject I really hate. Andrea Young. Well, Andrea is not exactly a subject. She's an annoying girl in my class. Even her curly brown hair is annoying. "Guess what A.J?" Andrea said as we were putting our backpacks away. Your butt. I replied. (Anytime anybody asks Guess what? That's the first rule of being a kid.) I know what A.J stands for Andrea said. Do not. Do too. We went back and for for an hour of school and our teacher Miss. Daisy who is often crazy did not know what talking meant so she went on eating bun buns. Miss. Daisy stood on her chair. We are going to the science room there is a new teacher Mr.Docker. Line up! It took us a million years to get to the science room. We finally got there. We couldn't see Mr.Docker anywhere. Finally we saw a man with crazy hair come on a slow scooter. Sorry I'm late I was busy eating potatoes said Mr.Docker. Then I pressed a button on his scooter. Then back was on fire. He ran out of the room. A while later our principal Mr. Klutz came. He said have you seen Mr. Docker I was about to kiss my pig ,but I saw him running and I am to dumb to follow him. A.J set him on fire Andrea tattletales. Did not. Did too.Then I found Mr. Dockers mashed potatoes so I took a big scoop and threw it on Andrea's face. Then she stood on the table. Hey everyone! I know what A.J stands for Arlo Jervis! Then I did the most unbelievable thing and ran home I am not going to school for one hundred billion years.My mom made me go to school and we went to science class.Later then we saw Mr. Docker he said when fire gets on you you need more protein so I sprinkled bugs on my potatoes. Girls went running and screaming all over the place and the boys kept shouting eat it eat it. He ate it all. Then later I realized science isn't for nerds it's for cool nerds. I am going to be a scientist when I grow up ,but Mr. Docker is out of his Rocker still!
    By :Katara Bloom_Star girl1098