• This is the day she was in such a rush, she forgot her pants. Then she once she arrived at work, she accidentally stumbles into a storage room where decorations are kept. She rolls around on the floor, until she rolls into the door. The door opens and she gets up and runs, tripping over the Christmas lights wrapped around her body. She goes face first into the birthday cake of one of the employees. The boss peeks out of his door to see what all the noise is about. Once she got to her feet, the boss was in front of her.” YOU’RE FIRED.” the boss spits through his teeth. She hangs her head as she starts to walk to her car. But she only saw the tow truck pulling it away. So now she started walking home. Some children threw water balloons at her, soaking her to the bone. Then a pigeon flies over, soiling her head. A small dog comes along, doing the same upon her feet. But she just says to herself,” Whatever, I'll just lay out in the yard and get a tan." As she walks up to her house, the newspaper boy nails her upside the head with a copy of today's edition. Then she suddenly feels lightheaded, falling onto the grass. She wakes up later to find her skin burning. She thinks to herself,” What did I do to deserve this?"