• (lights off, a single guitar lies on stage)
    while my guitar gently weeps plays in the background

    kids hear the song and come rushing on stage (lights switch on)
    Child 1 : hey... what's that? (prods it, music stops)
    Child 2 : it's a guitar stupid!!
    Child 1: oh yeah, but what's that song playing?
    Child 2 : dunno, I'VE never heard it before
    Child 1 : Me neither, but it's good anyway!

    Old man rushes in
    Old man : DON'T TOUCH THAT YOU LITTLE HOOLIGAN
    Child 2 : Why?? what'cha gonna do to us??
    Old man : I'll send you to prison, that's his guitar you know
    Child 2 : who's guitar sir??
    Old man : only the best musician in the history of the world
    Child 1 : what?? Brian may??
    Old man : No you ignorant little - don't they teach you ANYTHING at school
    Child 1 : I don't GO to school sir, they're doing EVERYTHING online now (Pause for effect)
    Old man : OH FOR GOODNESS SAKE!!! IT'S SIR PAUL'S
    Child 2 : Who's sir paul?? Is he a telly presenter??
    Old man : No you fool, sir paul is the GOD of REAL music, something that's long gone
    Child 1 : yeah everyone makes it on -
    Child 2 : ONLINE...
    old man + Child 2 : WE KNOW!!!
    Child 1 : Ok ok ok, don't get your pants in a knot, all the kids get their jokes off the inter-
    Child 2 : (Shouting) SHUT UP ABOUT THE INTERNET YOU FREAK!!
    Child 1 rushes off stage crying and screaming : MUMMY!!!
    Old man : what an odd kid! ANYWAY, you want to know about sir paul right???
    Child 2 : yeah please...