• I was sitting in the front row of History class, where the teacher, Mrs. Dolby, always stood in front of me lecturing. She got really animated when she told us all about WWI. She opened her mouth to start a new lesson on the topic, and her full top plate of dentures flew out of her mouth and on to my hand, cutting a gash on my middle finger. Darn if I didn't have to go to the hospital and have 2 stitches in it. And of course when everone asked to see it, I had to hold up that middle finger to show them---how totally inappropriate!!!