• for a chubby boy in new york city
    having a love life is never easy

    to every girl i'd give a dove
    they'd slap me to the stars above

    my girlfriend record is 5-1
    the only one I had was the smart one

    to tell you the truth i don't like lying
    really telling you this i'd rather be dying (to all you emo peoples) emo

    I know hearts need to be fixed
    but the first kiss i ever had was in grade six
    I told you my love life is never easy
    right now im feelin' pretty queasy