• Her name is Sue Skin,
    She lives on South Road.
    Attached to her house
    Is the diner she owns.

    Business is good,
    And it's getting better.
    Though no one knows why,
    As she's not very clever.

    The chips she serves
    They are so crisp.
    She lovingly calls them
    Her specialty dish.

    They come on a plate
    With pumpkin seeds.
    An apple, some grapes,
    And cottage cheese.

    Cold drinks you'll need,
    One after the other.
    For then comes the main course
    with corn soaked in butter.

    The core of the apple,
    you might want to spare.
    As some diners go home,
    To cupboards now bare.