• She has the face of a hamster
    And hair that is long
    She draws like a weirdo
    And wrote the crappest song

    Her pants look like s**t
    And her tops are all gay
    Her friends are all stupid
    And she ruins my day

    If i had a pitch fork
    I would fill her with holes
    If footballs were iron
    I would put her in goal

    But she is my sister
    and i will go through hell
    And if she pisses me of
    My dad i will tell