• There once was a girl
    Whos name was Pearl
    Who Lived in a tower high above the ground.

    It wasn't a witchs curse
    No it was for something much worse
    It was to get rid of her sound

    So Pearl cried every night
    And her heart wished with its might
    That she would get on american idol

    When american idol came to town
    She knew her time was now
    So she sung for the judges

    That was absolutely terrible
    Said the harsh but honest judge
    Never in my life have I wanted to die so badly

    Pearl became sad
    And I think you'll be glad
    To hear she gave the judge a mouthful




    Of noodles