• [Violent J]
    What is a juggalo?
    Let me think for a second
    Oh, he gets butt-naked
    And then he walks through the streets
    Winking at the freaks
    With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks

    [Shaggy 2 Dope]
    What is a juggalo?
    He just don't care
    He might try to put a weave
    In his nut hair!
    Cuz he could give a ******** less
    What a b***h thinks
    He tell her that her butt stinks
    And all that

    [Violent J]
    What is a juggalo?
    He drinks like a fish
    And then he starts huggin people
    Like a drunk b***h!
    Next thing, he's pickin fights
    With his best friends
    Then he starts with the huggin again...
    ********!

    [Shaggy 2 Dope]
    What is a juggalo?
    A ******** lunatic
    Somebody with a rope tied to his d**k
    Then he jumps out a ten-story window
    Oh!

    [Chorus (2x)]
    What is a juggalo?
    A juggalo!
    That's what it is
    Well, ********, if I know
    What is a juggalo?
    I don't know
    But I'm down with the clown
    And I'm down 4 life, yo!

    Southwest? (we juggalos)
    Down river? (we juggalos)
    Jefferson? (we juggalos)
    ******** everybody (we juggalos)
    I'm that juggalugga locoroni
    Get the ******** up
    Get the ******** up out of here

    [Violent J]
    What is a juggalo?
    A dead body!...
    Well, he ain't really dead, but he ain't like
    Anybody that you've ever met before!
    He'll eat monopoly and s**t out connect four

    [Shaggy 2 Dope]
    What is a jug... ?
    What the ********?!!! Connect four?!!
    Man that s**t is whack!!!!!

    [Violent J]
    Don't worry about my s**t
    Just rap ********

    What is a juggalo?
    He ain't a b***h boy
    He'll walk through the hills
    And beat down a rich boy
    Walks right in the house
    When you're having supper
    And dip his nuts in your soup, gloop!

    [Violent J]
    What is a juggalo?
    Well, he ain't a phoney
    He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni
    And watch you sit there
    And finish up every last bit!
    Cuz your a stupid a** dump ******** idiot!

    [Shaggy 2 Dope]
    What is a juggalo?
    He's a graduate
    He graduated from... well,
    At least, he got a job.
    He's not a dump puts
    He works for himself scratching his nuts!

    [Violent J]
    What is a juggalo?
    A Hulkamaniac!
    He powerbombs ******** into thumbtacks!
    People like him till
    They find out he's unstable
    He Sabu'd your momma through a coffee table!

    [Chorus (1x)]

    I'm that juggalugga locoroni
    Get the ******** up
    Get the ******** up out of here
    I'm that juggalugga locoroni
    I figured you wouldn't understand

    [Chorus (2x)]

    Detroit? (we juggalos)!
    Cleveland? (we juggalos)!
    St. Louis? (we juggalos)!
    Everybody? (we juggalos)! [3x]
    ******** everybody? (we juggalos)!
    Everybody? (we juggalos)!
    What is a juggalo? well ******** if I know!