• Student:

    I looked in the mirror
    with shock and with dread
    to discover two antlers
    had sprung from my head.
    The kids in my class
    were complaining all day,

    Classmates:

    “We can’t see the board
    with your horns in the way!”
    Student:

    The teacher was cross.
    He asked,
    Teacher:

    “What’s your excuse?”
    Student:

    I said, “Well, I think have
    used too much mousse.”
    The End