• Please leave me be!
    I disapprove of your pestering methods
    I don’t want half-price laptops,
    Nor do I wish to rent your limo!

    Hoe street offers me no protection,
    Still those pestering villains roam the shadows
    I don’t want a deep tissue massage!
    Nor do I desire a free parker pen!

    Stop following me you fiend!
    I’m trying to enjoy Jesse’s hot cappuccino!
    I don’t want ten calling cards!
    Nor do I long for life insurance!

    Yet…to think Selborne Walk was involved,
    I am disappointed I don’t want a free burger
    Nor do I wish for a discount at Claire’s
    I yearn for peace from you hell hounds!