• How to Write Poetry

    A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
    -Paul Valery


    Writing poetry is like foreign foods;
    Do you dare to take the first bite?
    Did I just see my dinner move?
    McDonald's is 2 blocks down.

    Writing poetry is like Alzheimer;
    Though you think and ponder,
    The missing piece seems to escape you.
    Another dream deferred.

    Writing poetry is like a glass mirror;
    Though you cleaned it not 5 minutes ago,
    It has once again become maculate.
    Feed the trash monster.

    Writing poetry is like getting drunk;
    Everything seemed grandiose and great,
    But now, it makes my head hurt and spin.
    Eject the contents.

    Finish poetry is like a balding, crippled cat;
    A moment of loneliness and desperation--a meow for help.
    Only the owner could ever bear such a grotesque thing.
    You do love it, no?

    I'm sure cats like crematoriums.