• * There once was a man named Jack
    They called him Jack slash in fact
    Now if you are curious about his name
    then i must tell you the story of his fame


    now most people who gather titles
    who are worshiped as idols
    like Thomas the pumpkin smasher
    Not jack oh no for he was the midnight slasher

    now Jack wasn't your ordinary country bumpkin
    for he would cut off your head and carve it like a pumpkin

    Now he will not do this to everyone
    mostly the children he hates their fun

    Jack hates the children they ruined his life
    they killed his love, his happiness, his wife


    You wonder how did they kill his wife
    well twas not the children more of a knife
    What happened you say
    well jack killed her that cold sad day


    maybe not the day actually more of the night
    Jack went to kill her... now why do they fight?
    I shall tell you this tale
    of where jack killed his wife without fail


    In the dark of the night
    they had such a fight.
    she said that she wanted a child
    And his face grew dark, angry, and wild


    He looked and looked for his scythe
    but when he could not find it he pulled out his knife
    he said 'now now my dear wife
    we mustn't throw away our good life'


    she said to him 'my Jack you will find
    you can never change my mind
    I will have what i want that is the way it will be'
    He lifted up his knife. and then her legs felt stiff as she could not flee


    And then he took that knife
    he put it to her neck and took her life
    he chopped off her head
    and then he said
    I will not let you have your child
    not now not ever and then he smiled



    and then when he realized what he had done
    he wanted to kill the children yes it shall be fun