• I go to school to learn about the alphabet
    I'm so dumb you'll never forget
    I can memorize up through Q, and then I am done
    I'm so dumb it's not the least bit of fun

    I can count up to 50 and then I just quit
    I have no patience and I get up to my wit
    I stare to outer space
    I can't look at your face

    I slap, I bite, and I get out of control
    You've had enough of it so we go on a stroll
    You say about your experience to my parents and they worry
    I won't be good with a pet, scaley or furry

    I know I'll live alone the rest of my life
    No kids, no grandkids, not even a wife
    I'll have to be independent in all that I do
    Wow, you're lucky this isn't you

    I get up in the morning to another torture-filled day
    I want this to all just go away
    I'm tired of standing out and be the laughing stock of the school
    I just want to know what it's like to be cool

    So care-free, alive, the best of the best
    I want to get this thing off my chest
    I'll never be you so leave me alone
    I can't even pick up and answer the phone

    I'm annoying, disrespectful, and just a plain baby
    This will get better one day..hopefully..maybe
    Now I close this with a bit of dispair
    My hopes, however, will still float in the air