• Hello there, I'm a bride-to-be,
    Wedded to monstrosity.
    I look in the mirror, but what do I see?
    No hidden truth, no verity.

    For all that glitters must be gold,
    Priceless too, or so I'm told.
    My eyes now shine with bitter cold,
    Bought and sold, bought and sold.

    If you'll excuse me, I have to go,
    It's almost time for my fair show.
    For as much as all my riches grow,
    My happiness has hit an all-time low.

    Hello there, I'm a bride-to-be,
    Wedded to monstrosity.
    I cracked the mirror, now can't you see?
    I'm the poorest girl with the most money.

    --C