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Setting up something I'll hopefully be posting in ExD.
When the world is mine, I am going to destroy humanity. And no, I don't mean "nuke the ******** out of Iraq and then let everyone else die from nuclear winter" or "steal the atmosphere for my own private planet". I mean I am going to destroy humanity. Like that one crazy episode of Cowboy Bebop, I am going to create chemical weapons which target only the genetic difference between humans and chimps - in other words, a disease that only kills humans.
Yes, there will be many animal deaths as well. Pets locked up or incapable of knocking doorknobs loose will starve to death. Zoo animals will also starve to death. Species will go extinct without humans to introduce the males to the females for mating. This is a painful but inevitable part of humanity's end.
Yes, I intend to die as well. Honestly, it would just be stupid to destroy humanity and leave myself around. I'm as miserably and filthy as anyone else, why should I be spared just because I'm the evil genius in this situation? I will, naturally, come up with a quicker, more humane form of annihilation for myself and my loved ones, but we are all still going to die.
However, not everyone will die. In all of humanity, there is a group that I respect. A people whose lives I admire, who I would become one of were it not for my selfish heathen ways.
When the world is mine, the Amish will be spared.
That's right, the Amish. I have a great respect for Amish people. They lead simple, honest lives. They work hard. And best of all, they don't gang up on you if you decide their life isn't the life for you. You are free to go and live your own life if theirs isn't good enough for you, and they hold no ill will against you.
The Amish are a community. Not just a bunch of people in one area whose lives interconnect on the sole basis of location, but an actual community. They are, for all applicable purposes, my ideal society. I have my disagreements with their ways, as is to be expected from anybody who isn't a strict follower of their lifestyle, but I still hold the Amish in high respect.
Now, try to follow me here. Either by merit of your accomplishments and intelligence, or because I kidnapped you as a test subject and found you too charming to annihilate, you are my lab partner in all this s**t. And I decide that the Amish are going to die, too.
Well, I've got to spare somebody, don't I? But with the Amish eliminated as candidates for mercy, I've simply run out of ideas. And this is the part where you're finally useful for something. Because, not knowing who to spare, I turn to you, and ask you that heavy question...
"Humanity is going to die. Who do you want to survive?"
Will you spare all the Christians? The Canadians? Perhaps the Democrats. People with hyphenated last names. The mentally challenged. Women named "Katharine" (spelled just like that, no "Kathryn" or "Catherine" wink , and all their descendants? Men with penises more than eight inches long?
Why do you want these people to survive? Are you trying to ensure the continuation of their beliefs? Build your ideal society? Do you want to get some sort of cosmic giggle out of all this? Trying to breed people to be more sexually pleasing? Or are you pulling this all out of your ear?
Humanity is going to die. Who do you want to survive, and why?
 Happy Emo Child · Sun Oct 24, 2004 @ 06:35pm · 0 Comments |
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