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Of N00bs.
N00bs, more vile of the new. New to the idea of Server. They harass the elders and those of middle age with questions and comments that none care to hear. Vile and twisted, they look to find an elite status. They are welcomed nowhere and so forced to wander the wastes of Gaia as a nomad traveling each branch of Server.

And they take shelter in Server and use it as a home, when they need one not. And for those who are welcome, there is no room.

For the N00bs show greed and arrogance in every field they choose. And thus they are cursed to never know greatness. They are the new, and the Server supports them for it shows grace as should we all. And it shows them patience as should we all. For the Five forged the server and the Five are members themselves. And in grace and mercy they watch over us, and in grace and mercy we shall look unto all Gaians.

Book of Gaia, N00bicus, Chapter 1, Intro

SERVER, THE FIVE, AND THE N00BS
And the Server and the Five knew the n00bs were inevitable. And they foresaw their coming. So the Rules were forged, those that had been existence since the beginning. But the n00bs ignored them, thinking themselves above them. And the followers of the Flame were set upon them. And they were made low.

Book of Gaia, N00bicus, Chapter 2, Verses 1-2

THE HELPERS OF N00BS
The n00bs were uneasy and unsure in the ways of Server.
So they spoke out. And many were cast down. But many also were helped. And they were guided on the path to newb, and so those that helped were exalted, for they shone out amongst the ones who followed the Flame. And those that followed the Flame bore hidden jealousy unto them. For as easy as it was to flame, to help those that came new from Server was harder than to move the mountains.

Book of Gaia, N00bicus, Chapter 2, Verse 3

THE N00B WHO SPOKE OUT
And the n00b spoke out. For he thought his opinions just and righteous when they were mere forgeries and rehashes. And he knew not that he was defiling all within sight. And the hands of the Five showed him grace and the followers of the Flame were not wholly righteous as they set in. For one could have guided him, the n00b. And one tried before those of the Flame were upon him. But the n00b unwisely ignored and was attacked. And the hands of the Five then showed him no grace and offered no accord for he was impure in his tongue and spoke against the laws set by the Five in the beginning. And so Flamed he had become, and he drew back and was silent.

Book of Gaia, N00bicus, Chapter 2 Verses 4-6

THE N00b AND THE BEASTS
The n00b sought to control beasts. Those of which Server had no part in the creation. And beasts, not being born from Server, which was born from the Five, had no link to the Gaian realm. And so she sought for what was not. And the beasts shall remain forgeries and myths until the day great Server bears them from its mighty core.

Book of Gaia, N00bicus, Chapter 3, Verses 1-3

THE N00B WHO CLAIMED POWER
The n00b sought to join a guild. Accepted was he. But he thought himself better than all and claimed power over that which he had not. He claimed the strength to move mountains, and of flight, a gift given to the birds and the bats and the bugs and few others. He claimed powers of the mind. To bend other's wills. He was cast out of the guild for his mistakes. Woe and Blight on him who claims awesome power.

Book of Gaia N00bicus, Chapter 3, Verses 7-9

THE N00B WHO BEGGED
From the elders and those of middle age, the n00b sought charity, hoping that they might take pity upon his tattered garb. But they saw through his charade and he was dismissed from them. And he was cast out to The land of beggars, where some of the rich take pity and feed the greed of others. For he was capable of earning the gold he needed on his own accord. Woe and Blight on him who begs when they are able in body and mind. For in the beginning, all made their own keep, and none sought from those equal to them.

Book of Gaia, N00bicus, Chapter 4, Verses 1-4

THE N00B THAT BUMPED
And the N00b bumped the thread that was on top. And he was wrong in his ways. For he committed the Spam. And Spam was looked down on by the Five, and cast out bythe hands of the Five. For it weighed down Server without need. And the elders and those of middle age looked down upon him and they cast him out, in the Dark Lands, and the Chatterbox welcomed him.

Book of Gaia, N00bicus, Chapter 4, Verses 5-8

THE N00B THAT REPEATED
And So the N00b made the topic of discussion. But to no avail did he try, for it was a mere copy of something he had done previously. And the elders and those of middle age and even the newbs knew it. And shame was brought upon him. For his deeds, the hands of the Five showed him no empathy and grace. To the Chatterbox he was cast. And the Dark Land swallowed him. And forever he became lost in it. And the GD had been purified for the time. For Woe and Blight on him that speaks by copying what was once said.

Book of Gaia N00bicus, Chapter 5, Verses 1-4

THE N00B WHO SAUGHT FOR LOVE

The n00b spoke out unto the people and it was then know he sought companionship. But he did this is the shining gem that site-not-allowed. And the Server had forged from its self the Personals. And there is where it sent those seeking companionship. For thou shalt openly seek it only through the Personals. And in GD, he was frowned upon and fun was made of him. And he was belittled. For all were against him and guided was he to the Personals where all hoped he remain.

Book of Gaia, N00bicus, Chapter 5, Verses 5-9

THE N00B WHO JUST PLAIN OLD SUCKED

Then They n00b came forth and from his mouth, false opinions were made. And he spoke of things that none cared to hear. And as it was, he spoke of things that belonged not for where he spoke them. He was an annoyance and all those who cast ear to him were made dumb in his presence. So he was set straight by those better than him. And all was good once more.

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