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Holy s**t, only two days in and already I'm receiving more welcome than my previous account ever did.
Oh, how I feel the love smile Or lack thereof, but whatever.

So, my brother has this green mustache, right? And it's not a real mustache either (or a piece of "lettuce stuck to your lip from lunch time" for that matter). No, this is a mustache given to him by his "best friend" that resulted in the breaking of a sliding glass door.

My brother stayed the night as his friend's house. His friend had his friend (for the story's sake, we'll call him Frederico even though he's not really a part of this story, well, at all) over as well. The three of them played video games and had a jolly ol' time.

The last time my brother stayed over, his friend drew on his face in green marker while my brother slept. Not learning from his past mistake, my brother fell asleep. In the morning, he did not find a mustache. His friend quickly realized this and he and Frederico tied him to a chair and taped his ankles together then drew a green mustache on his face.

Creepy much?

My brother then escaped their clutches before they could cause more damage. And, dude, was he pissed. My brother grabbed a screwdriver (his friend's mom hid the knives) and went after his friend and Frederico. The two of them ran outside and quickly slid the glass door shut right before my brother lunged.

The screwdriver went straight through the door and it almost collided with his friend's face.

The moral of this story is: never piss off my brother, it will result in him breaking something and then paying for it.
...Or piss off my brother, whichever tickles your fancy.

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