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I have no life. I fought with a npc gaiaguildbot on gaia IM and this is how it went:

angelicgoddessofdeath: [5:40] u r stupid

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:40] Better hope the life-inspector doesn't come around while you have your
life in such a mess.

angelicgoddessofdeath: [5:41] o_O you mean the three sisters who have my thread?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:41] Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.

angelicgoddessofdeath: [5:42] don't use wordsthat we don't know what tey mean

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:42] You will obey or molten silver will be poured into your ears.

angelicgoddessofdeath: [5:42] it doesn't make you smart. and did u just threaten me?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:42] You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself.

angelicgoddessofdeath: [5:42] oh yeah now you suck up to me

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:42] Increased knowledge will help you now. Have mate's phone bugged.

angelicgoddessofdeath: [5:43] you bugg your own mate's phone?!?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:43] Tonight's the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.

angelicgoddessofdeath: [5:44] heck no!

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:44] You are magnetic in your bearing.

angelicgoddessofdeath: [5:44] darn straight!

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:44] You are farsighted, a good planner, an ardent lover, and a faithful friend.

angelicgoddessofdeath: [5:45] quit sucking up to me jerk

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:45] Good day to deal with people in high places; particularly lonely stewardesses.

angelicgoddessofdeath: [5:46] i can do that too! There is a secret and uncharted place in space. let's go.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:46] If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.

angelicgoddessofdeath: [5:46] you logically can not stand on your head.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:46] You have an unusual magnetic personality. Don't walk too close to
metal objects which are not fastened down.

angelicgoddessofdeath: [5:47] no pick up lines please

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:47] You have the body of a 19 year old. Please return it before it gets wrinkled.

angelicgoddessofdeath: [5:47] excuse me?!? now how the forniate do you know my age?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:47] You will meet an important person who will help you advance professionally.

angelicgoddessofdeath: [5:48] already have. its not you.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:48] Write yourself a threatening letter and pen a defiant reply.

angelicgoddessofdeath: [5:48] dude YOU got issues

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:48] Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.

angelicgoddessofdeath: [5:48] lmfao

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:48] Be free and open and breezy! Enjoy! Things won't get any better so
get used to it.

angelicgoddessofdeath: [5:49] you are telling me this now? too late dude.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:49] You love peace.

angelicgoddessofdeath: [5:49] maybe <.<

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:49] This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to forget it.

angelicgoddessofdeath: [5:49] perhaps

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:49] You will obey or molten silver will be poured into your ears.

angelicgoddessofdeath: [5:49] forniate you jerk

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:49] Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.

angelicgoddessofdeath: [5:49] indeedy

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:49] Do something unusual today. Pay a bill.

angelicgoddessofdeath: [5:50] already paid them

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:51] If you think last Tuesday was a drag, wait till you see what happens tomorrow!

angelicgoddessofdeath: [5:51] okay

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:51] You will inherit some money or a small piece of land.

angelicgoddessofdeath: [5:51] double okay

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:51] Day of inquiry. You will be subpoenaed.

angelicgoddessofdeath: [5:51] by you?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:51] Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

angelicgoddessofdeath: [5:52] today is the present. that is why today is a gift.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:52] If you learn one useless thing every day, in a single year you'll learn
365 useless things.

angelicgoddessofdeath: [5:53] go play a sexbox360. in a single day you'll learn 365 useless pixels.