Wade Stevenson
VS.
Mr. Goldsteens
"Why if you don't switch your show to Goldsteens Programming, why we'll both lose money!"
"What?! I don't wanna lose money.. I'm a modern businessman, I'm supposed to be a political figure!"
"Then you should use all your money to make a new show, a better one! A cheaper one! I'll give you a camera, 3 retarded boys and a lobster cage.. How about this cigar?"
"Thank you, but I don't think that's enough to make a show, all I have is eleven dollars and crumpled piece of paper moist from Red Bull..."
"Thas all you need! Why we'll go to a place where we goss all we need to be rich!"
"Where's that?"
"Gaia Online..."
<3 Day Later>
"Geez Goldsteen, I didn't know it'd be that easy to get all this gold."
"Boy have you been listenin'? Eleven dollars equals one thousand, one hundred Gaia Cash. We got some Evolving Items, sold them and we got a few hundred grandes of gold!
"I guess... We got good suits too."
"Oh yeah! Now we need a place where those retarded boys can fix up that camera, and a place to get those shipments..."
"O.o Shipments?"
"Hellz yeah! I ordered twelve cameras, recording equipment and an entire dog catching team to get Gaians to compete in a series of games...."
"But it would be a talk show about conservative issues and the Gaian Inflation... I even booked a few guests to speak about the gold issues."
"Shut up boi."
"What the h*ll?! What the h*ll, Goldsteen?! I switched to your f*cking programming and I get this bullsh*t?! You f*cking f*ckwad! I can't even say F*ck to you, all my words are censored!"
"I told you boi, shut up. Now I wanna run a game show, and you wanna run some boring economic cable programming which wastes my money and everyone's time. Now what do you think Gaia's gonna watch? Hmm?"
"That's it Goldsteen. I'm gonna take some gold and run my own programming, and trust me, it'll be so interesting it'll blow your sh*t away! And it'll be uncensored! I'll call Wade-Effer, yeah! I'll call it Wade-Effer!"
"Fine! An I'll stick with my programming and make a show called Gold-s**t! And we'll see who will broadcast more."
[This is just a random compilation of stuff to pass time for me, and get gold too.]
