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Of N00bs.
N00bs, more vile of the new. New to the idea of Server. They harrasse the elders and those of middle age with question and comment that none care to hear. Vile and twisted they look to find a status of eliteness. They are welcomed no where and so forced to wander the wastes of Gaia as a nomad traveling from each branch of Server.

And they take shelter in Server and use it as a home, when they need one not. And for those that are welcome, there is no room.

For the N00bs show greed and arrogance in every field they chose. And thus they are cursed to never be known. They are the new, and the Server supports them for it shows grace as should we all. And it shows them patience as should we all. For The 5 forged the server and the 5 are members in themselves. And grace and mercy they have on us we shalt have unto all Gaians.

Book of Gaia, N00bicus, chapter 1, Intro

SERVER, THE 5, AND THE N00BS
And the Server and the 5, knew the n00bs were inevidable. And they forsaw their coming. So the Rules were enforced that had been existance since the begining. But the n00bs ignored them, thinking themselves above them. And the followers of the Flame were set upon them. And they were made low.

Book of Gaia, N00bicus, chapter 2, verse 1-2

THE HELPERS OF N00BS
For the n00bs were uneasy and unsure in the ways of Server.
So they spoke out. And many were cast down. But many were also helped. And they were guided on the path to newb, and so were those that helped were exhalted, for they shone out amongst the ones who followed the Flame. And those that followed the flame took hidden jealousy on them. For as easy as it was to flame, to help those that came new from Server was harder then moving a mountain.

Book of Gaia, N00bicus, chapter 2, verse 3.


THE N00B WHO SPOKE OUT
And the n00b spoke out. For he thought his opinions just and righteous when they were mere forgeries and rehashes. And he knew not that he was defiling all within ear shot. And the hands of the 5 showed him grace And the followers of the Flame were not wholly righteous at they set in. For one could have guided him, the n00b. And one tried before those of the Flame were upon him. But the n00b unwisely ignored and was attacked. And the hands of the 5 then showed him no grace and accord for he was unpure in his tongue and spoke against the laws set by the 5 in the beginning. And so Flamed he had become, and he drew back and was silent.

Book of Gaia, N00bicus, chapter 2 verse 4-6


THE N00b AND THE BEASTS
The n00b sought to control beasts. Those of which Server had no part in the creation. And beasts, not being born from Server, which was born from the 5, had no link to the Gaian realm. And so she saught for what was not. And the beasts remain forgeries and myths until the day great Server bores them from it's mighty core.

Book of Gaia, N00bicus, chapter 3, verse 1-3


THE N00B WHO CLAIMED POWER
The n00b sought to join a guild. Accepted was he. But, he thought himself better than all and claimed power in which he had not. He claimed of strength to move mountains, and of flight, a gift given to the birds and the bats and the bugs and few others. He claimed powers of the mind. To bend other's wills. He was cast out of the guild for his mistakes. Woe and Blight on him who claims awesome power.

Book of Gaia N00bicus, chapter 3, verse 7-9

THE N00B WHO BEGGED
From the elders and those of middle age, the n00b sought charity. Hoping they take pity in his tattered garb. But they saw threw his charade and he was dismissed from them. And he was cast out to The land of beggars, where some of the rich take pity and feed the greed of others For he was capable of earning the gold he needed on his own accord. Woe and Blight on him who begs when they are able in body and mind. For in the beginning, all made there own keep, and none sought from those equal to them.

Book of Gaia, N00bicus, chapter 4, verse 1-4

THE N00B THAT BUMPED
And the N00b bumped the thread that was on top. And he was wrong in his ways. For he committed the Spam. And Spam was looked down on by the 5, and the hands of the 5. For it weighed down Server without need. And the elders and those of middle age looked down upon him and they cast him out, in the Dark Lands, and the Chatterbox welcomed him.

Book of Gaia, N00bicus, chapter 4, verse 5-8

THE N00B THAT REPEATED
And So the N00b made the topic of discussion. But to none's avail it was a mere copy of something he had done previous. And the elders and those of middle age and even the newbs knew it. And shame was brought on him. For his deeds, the hands of the 5 showed him no empathy and grace. To the Chatter box he was cast. And the dark land swallowed him. And forever he became lost in it. And the GD had been purified for the time. For Woe and blight on him that speaks in copying what was once said.

Book of Gaia N00bicus, chapter 5, verse 1-4

THE N00B WHO SAUGHT FOR LOVE

The n00b spoke out unto the people and it was then know he saught companionship. But he did this is the shining gem that site-not-allowed. And the Server had forged from it's self the Personals. And there is where it sent those seeking companionship. For thou shalt openly seek it only threw the Personals. And in GD, he was frowned upon and fun was made at him. And he was belittled. For all were against him and guided was he to the Personals where all hoped he remain.

Book of Gaia, N00bicus, chapter 5, verse 5-9

THE N00B WHO JUST PLAIN OLD SUCKED

Then They n00b came forth and from his mouth, false opinions were made. And he spoke of things that none cared to hear. And as it was, he spoke of things that belonged not for where he spoke them. He was an annoyance and all those who cast ear to him were made dumb in his presence. So he was set straight by those better them him. And all was good once more.