here's a new story! hope you like it!
Poor Orochimaru
Poor Orochimaru. He had no fan girls and it made him upset. He was even more upset because he had no little fan boys. You see Orochimaru was like Michael Jackson (and still is) because A. He looked like him and B. He liked little boys. Orochimaru had become so depressed he decided to live at a Girl Scout camp named Camp Edey. He knew a bunch of anime-obsessive freaks that called themselves the Akatsuki. They somehow knew he lived there. He became bored so he decided to have Jeriah live there with him. Once again, the girls found out. How they kept finding out was a question only god could answer (and he probably won’t). That was one of Jeriah’s homes. You see he also lives in a sandpit at the bottom of a certain dead end road (which I won’t name online) which was one of Gaara’s homes too. Jeriah also had a few children there and taught them to stalk this one girl that was conveniently one of the ‘Akatsuki’ members. Well let’s get back to Orochimaru. It is his story.
One day Orochimaru decided to scare a group of girls that was on nature hike. ‘Maybe they’ll like me now’ thought Orochimaru. At his first attempt, they screamed and ran. He felt bad but tried again, same reaction. After the next try and failing miserably, he decided to quit. Orochimaru sat on a tree for a little while when Jeriah came by and told him that the group with the anime-obsessive freaks was coming. He shugged his shoulders and looked ahead to hear and eerie laugh of girls. Orochimaru shuddered. They soon came by.
“Watch out, Orochimaru lives here.” One girl said with long brown hair tied in a pony tail and glasses.
“Jeriah too” another girl said with long brown hair and glasses. Some of them giggled.
“But we only have to worry about Jeriah, Orochimaru is like Michael Jackson and wouldn’t come after us.” Another said with short brown hair covering one of her eyes. Orochimaru sighed.
“Nobody likes Orochimaru.” A girl pointed out with strawberry hair tied back into a pony tail.
“Yeah” one girl agreed with blonde hair tied back into a pony tail with glasses.
“Well if he killed Sakura,” one girl started with long brown hair.
“I would like worship him” the girl with short brown hair said. The girls laughed. Jeriah looked over to Orochimaru who was gone. The next day, the crazy girls found a dead girl with pink hair on the trail. The girls ran up to it. The girl with strawberry blonde hair found a note and read aloud
“Dear Girls,
I brought you a present.
Love,
Orochimaru
Eviler than you’ll hope to be.”
When she finished the girl with long brown hair exclaimed
“COOL!” and the other girls yelled in joy. Orochimaru was praised for a few days and then forgotten about.
The end.
sry you weren't there courtney! hope you like it!
 Matcha-senpai · Mon Aug 21, 2006 @ 04:17pm · 3 Comments |
