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Adventures of Boredom!!! ((Because I got grounded and I wanted to narrate the week in a better and more fun way!!!!))
By Alicia
((oh and Akatsuki members there is a new member at the house, his name is Sanji and he is from one piece (a manga I read) I will show you a picture of him at the end))
It was a lovely emo day when Alicia came home along with Killua and Jessie ((alright if u r reading this and you r not an Akatsuki member you do not know who Jessie is. She is (my RP character) a girl with long black hair and blue eyes she is tallish. Killua is known to those who like hunter x hunter. This is extremely long so yea back to the story!! Oh and I’ll show pictures of the characters (except me!) At the end)) Zetsu came walking by.
“How was it today?” he asked.
“I was really friggin bored” Alicia answered and the other two mumbled quietly with a nod. Sanji had to be apart of this so he dropped by.
“Hey” he said. Alicia waved and put her backpack (that is covered in patches) onto the kitchen table. “I got swamped with homework. Man I wish you too were noticed so I am not the only one who has to suffer.” She said pulling out an extremely large binder.
“Not my fault” Killua replied. Alicia flipped though the sections to find the right ELA section and turned to a clean sheet of loose leaf.
“Why do you have so many sections?” Sanji asked.
“’Cause I don’t want to buy 4 binders for every subject so I just have this gigantic one” She replied starting to write down the heading. Jessie gave one of those ‘Duh’ looks at him. Hughes came down the steps.
“I FINISHED!” he said triumphantly.
“What did you finish?” Jessie asked.
“Alicia’s room” Hughes said. In that second she rushed upstairs to find Hughes was right, her room had been decorated. With about 50 pictures of Elicia, 50 of Gracia, 10 of Himself, 20 of Killua, 20 of Jessie, 15 of Zetsu, 25 of Alicia, 25 of Temari, about 5 of Sanji and 30 of all assorted ones.
“WHAT DID YOU DO!!!!!?” Alicia screamed. “MY PARENTS ARE GONNA KILL ME WHEN THEY SEE THIS!!!” At that moment she noticed a lump moving under her covers. That lump so happened to be Temari. She rubbed her eyes.
“What are you talking about?” she asked still sleepy. “Can’t a person fall asleep in peace?” Alicia had the fastest mood swing she ever had.
“Temari! You’re here!” She cried and glomped the sand nin. Temari just sighed. Within a minute the others came upstairs to see the damage done.
“OMG!!” Zetsu cried. Killua and Jessie were in too much shock to say anything and Sanji continued to stare at the many pictures.
“You don’t like it do you?” Hughes said disappointed.
“Why are there barely any of me?” Sanji asked a little ticked. “Even plant boy over there has more of me.”
“Hey!” Zetsu cried.
“You’ve only been here for a few days so I couldn’t take enough pictures.” Hughes said still disappointed. Alicia looked at Hughes.
“I can’t keep these up but if you take them down we can make an album okay?” Alicia asked trying to make a compromise.
“Okay!” Hughes said happily and took down the pictures with glee and squeeness.
“Wait… I don’t remember a camera being taken out or me even taking these pictures.” Sanji said.
“We don’t know how he does it actually. Hughes just takes the pictures out of nowhere” Killua said.
“Wow I am a little afraid.” Sanji said.
“Get used to it.” Alicia said and then turned to Temari. “So how long have you been here for?”
“Not to long. Sasori just sent me over.” Temari explained.
“When do you live with Sasori?” Zetsu asked.
“Not your Sasori Zetsu. My friend Sasori. You know the one from camp.”
“Right” Zetsu said. Alicia finally realized that she never started to do her homework. She ran downstairs with a Biology textbook and ELA workbook in hand. She sat down within five seconds she called out.
“Killua! Jessie! Come Here Please! I Need Help!” the two looked at each other and ran downstairs.
“What is it?” Killua asked.
“I need help with this. “She said pointing to a vocabulary word. “I need to make it into a sentence.” Jessie looked at the word. It said RUBBLE: (n) broken stone or bricks; ruins.
“Hmmm…..” Jessie thought aloud. “I know! The underground city became a pile of rubble after the fight with Wrath and Gluttony! “She cried happily
“Brilliant!” Alicia said and scribbled it down. After a minute of that Alicia opened her textbook and scanned though the pages to be considered as reading the chapter. After a minute she got really bored. Picking up the tendency to become captain obvious from Zetsu she cried out “I’M REALLY FRIGGIN BORED!”
“THAT’S MY LINE!” Zetsu called down the stairs.
“I DON’T CARE! I STEAL IT ALL THE TIME!” Alicia cried out once again. Zetsu never called back. Jessie picked up the book and read though a page and nearly fell asleep. Alicia skipped that part and went on to the questions. They were really boring to but she did not feel like crying that out too. After another twenty minutes of that she finished. “Alright now that I am done lets go upstairs.” She said and up the stars they went to her mini apartment. (Yes I have one. I have my own bedroom bathroom and living room separate from my parents ^^ if you did not know) She found the others upstairs watching TV.
“So what do you want to do?” Killua asked. The others (as in Hughes Zetsu Sanji and Temari) noticed the new voice and looked up.
“I don’t know” Temari replied. “I think I may need to call someone.” She said and went over to the phone. She dialed the numbers and put the phone to her ear. “Hey how’s it going’? She asked. Zetsu turned off the TV to listen in on the conversation. Ever try to and only hear one part? Pretty funny stuff. “Yea, No way, No I am at the other ones house, god how dumb are you, yea I know, sure,” this went on for a while and everyone else got bored except Hughes who was too busy putting his photos into an album.
“Let’s go on the internet!” Zetsu suggested.
“Nah. I don’t feel like it. (Never thought I would type that) “ Jessie replied.
“How about Marco polo?” Zetsu suggested.
“That was the most random thing ever!” Sanji exclaimed.
“I like it! But the pool is closed.” Alicia said.
“We can do it in the sand pit.” Killua said. “I’ll be it first. Alicia’s head popped an idea about why not to but she soon forgot. They blindfolded Killua and they all went down the hill except for Hughes who was still making the album and Temari who was on the phone still. Alicia remembered why they should not play in it; there was a gigantic hole the kids at the bottom of the hill (a.k.a Jeriah’s children) made. Alicia laughed along with the others and got into place.
“Alright! Go!” Jessie yelled to Killua.
“Marco!” he yelled. No one answered. “Marco!” he cried once again. A faint “polo” was heard from Sanji. He took a step forward only to find a big hole and to his dismay, fall into it. He fell face first into the beige pit of doom. Killua coughed and spat out most of it but there was a mountain of it in his hair. Everyone burst out laughing except for Killua because he was the ‘victim’ as he called it. Before he got up everyone ran back to the house before he could lift his head up.
“Aw man” he replied and got up. Killua ran back to the house. He ran up the stairs to find them all engulfed in the TV as if nothing happened. “You guys left me there all alone. Do you want me to be attacked by those wretched children again?” he asked.
“You’ve never been attacked.” Zetsu replied.
“Yea” Alicia said. Killua’s head sank.
“fine.” He said and then smiled. “Guess what I found in my face when I got up from the sand?”
“What?” Jessie asked.
“This.” Killua replied holding up the head of a bratz doll.
“You found that? I thought that had been lost forever!” Alicia exclaimed.
“Guess not.” Zetsu said. Sanji Looked confused.
“Why did you do that?” he asked.
“Well you see it was at my party and we decided how much we hate dolls and we found this head in my crawl space. We drown it and cast it into the sand pit hoping to never see it again. Guess our wish never came true.” Alicia explained with a sigh.
“Who did you do that with again?” Sanji asked.
“The long island Akatsuki” Zetsu relied.
“Ah.” Sanji said. Out of randomness Hughes yelled out.
“FINISHED!”
“What did you finish?” Alicia asked.
“The album!” He said holding up a gigantic book filled with photos of the group. He looked over to Temari. “C’mon! Come over here I want to show you!!!” Temari looked over and looked at the phone.
“Call you back later k? Bye now.” She said and hung up the phone. “Alright what did you want to show us?” she asked. Hughes motioned them all to get closer.
“Alright I wanted to show you the wonderful album I made! First I want to go though my family. Each picture is worth a thousand words right? So that’s what I am going to try and do for each picture of my beautiful family.” Hughes explained. After an hour of extreme boredom from the family photos they went off to the other photo of the single shots of people. He just let everyone look at them instead of talk up a storm. For some odd reason, there were more pictures of everyone than before.
“Hey now there are 10 pictures of me. “ Sanji observed. “Where did you get the shots from?” Hughes just gave shifty eyes and went off to the next section. The photo party lasted a rousing two hours. Well it would have gone longer but Alicia was getting very antsy.
“Well what do you want to do now?” Zetsu asked.
“Let’s eat. It’s getting late anyways.” Sanji said walking down to the kitchen to make dinner.
“It’s great to have a chef here.” Killua said.
“You can say that again” Jessie said
“It’s great to have a chef here.” Killua repeated.
“So Temari, who were you talking to?” Alicia asked.
“Was it a boy?” Jessie asked.
“Yea.” Temari said monotone.
“What’s his name?” Zetsu asked.
“Kankuro.” Temari answered lightly.
“Oh…TEMARI’S GOT A BOYFREIND!” Killua exclaimed oblivious to the facts.
“You baka, Kankuro is her brother!” Alicia said smacking the back of Killua’s head. Killua rubbed the back of his head grumbling about being a ‘victim’ again. In time each of the remaining members got into their little groups for their conversation. This lasted about ten minutes until Sanji interrupted them.
“Diners on!” he called upstairs. Each of them ran downstairs to find a spot with a name card on it. Each person had a different plate or platter on their spot.
“What’s this all about?” Killua asked. Sanji looked at him.
“I felt like doing something special for no apparent reason. Now find your nametags so you can find the right meal.” Sanji explained. Each of them scrambled around to find their plates. Alicia was first. She lifted the plate to find a massive amount of ramen.
“Yes!” She said sitting. Next to find their spot was Zetsu. He was next to Alicia. He lifted the plate to find a mound of cooked meat.
“What is this?” He asked.
“What do you think? Clue. It’s your favorite kind of meat.” Sanji said
“Human? Really? Who is it? Do I know him?” Zetsu asked
“Yes, really and I don’t think so. He stared at me wrong and I kind of went overboard.” Sanji said. Next to find their plate was Killua. He was next to Zetsu. He lifted it up to find a gigantic thing of Chinese doughnuts (yes they are around. Look at yin yang) and pocky.
“I must be dreaming!” He yelled. Jessie found her spot next to Killua. Her plate revealed Rice Balls.
“Hey lets hope these are better than the ones you made last time Killua.” Jessie teased Killua. Temari sat down next to Jessie. She had the luck to also get ramen.
“Great.” Temari said happily. “It’s been a while since I have had this.” Hughes sat next to Temari and Temari was thrilled to that fact. Hughes got a platter of chicken and snow peas with white rice. Sanji was the last to sit down. He had sat down next to Alicia. He made himself some fried rice and chicken ((ok I have no clue what Sanji eats or Temari or Hughes for that matter so bear with me.))
“Dig in!” he called out and lifted his glass. As instructed, everyone began to eat the mass amount of food given to them.
“Wow this is great!” Jessie said. “Better than you’re cooking.” She said giving Killua’s arm a little punch.
“Hey these hands are made for killing not for cooking.” Killua said a little offended.
“I haven’t had this in so long! How did you know how to cook this? It’s very rare to be able to make this.” Zetsu said.
“Well I picked it up a little while ago.” Sanji explained taking a bite of his food.
“Does that mean you’re a cannibal?” Zetsu asked. Sanji choked a little.
“No. It means I am able to make a wide variety of food.” Sanji explained. Now Temari and Hughes were having a wonderful conversation. Or at least Hughes thought it was wonderful.
“See! Elicia is so cute! Look at us at the water park last summer!” Hughes cooed. The first ten minutes of being here Temari thought Elicia was cute and she wished her father would obsess over her like that but now the name Elicia made her want to stab a kunai though her head. Temari was polite enough to not say anything. In the mean time he took out another picture. “What about this? This was at the park last month” Hughes said pointing to the picture.
“Cute” Temari said with a grumble. A grown man is more annoying than Sakura. I didn’t think that was possible. Temari thought off in the distance. Hughes got a little hungry.
“Well we will get back to this later. I am hungry.” He said and took a bite out of his food. “Yea Sanji this is great.” He told Sanji and since this was a round table, he was right next to him.
“Thanks.” Sanji said and took a bite out of his food. Temari took the opportunity and began to eat. She also mumbled something about the ramen being good but she was too busy eating. The dinner lasted about 20 minutes before everyone finished.
“Let’s go upstairs.” Alicia said and they all followed.
“So, what do you want to do now?” Killua asked.
“I don’t know.” Jessie answered and looked at the clock. “OMG! Its 11:00! Don’t we have school tomorrow?!?”
“Yea! Everyone who has to go to school including me, Killua, Jessie and Temari lets move it!” Alicia cried running to the bathroom. This was a fiasco getting ready for bed. No one really wanted to go to bed and no one was ready for it either. It took about 30 minutes but everyone was ready. The other problem was the bed situation. They had one bed and one pull out couch. Each could hold about three and there were seven people in the house. They had to make a rotating schedule of who goes where so nobody would get mixed up. Still it was hard because the person on the floor always denied they had to sleep on the floor. Today it was Zetsu’s turn.
“I don’t remember it being my turn.” He denied.
“But it is, deal with it.” Temari said sitting down on the couch.
“No its not!” Zetsu said stubbornly.
“To friggin bad” Killua said Sitting on the bed. Alicia came walking upstairs and to the bed. Because it was her house she had immunity from moving spots to sleep in.
“Just go to sleep.” Alicia said turning off the light and hopping into bed with Sanji and Killua squished in. Alicia then had a wonderful idea. “Hey I have an extra bed downstairs you can take that instead of going on the floor. That goes for everyone okay?” she explained. Zetsu nodded and went downstairs in his new spot to sleep. “Now good night” she said and rolled onto her side. They all exchanged “Good nights” and rolled off to sleep. Like in final fantasy, the night only lasted about fifteen seconds. More like sixteen but let’s not get picky here okay? Anyway Alicia was the first to roll out of bed she got out and went down the steps and into the shower. After that she ran off and got dressed and then upstairs. She did what she usually had to do to her fellow school goers, kick them. Jessie was the closest but she was on a bed so she just leaned over and said. “Jessie” quietly. She repeated with no answer. Alicia has a shot fuse to begin with but in the morning it’s scary. Her temper rose and she just bent down right to her ear and yelled “GET UP!” Jessie got startled so much she fell out of bed. Everyone woke up to the yelling except for Killua who was used to this torture and Zetsu who was downstairs.
“What was that for?!?” Temari yelled.
“Cause she wouldn’t get up and you guys need to get up so that was the quick way to do it.” Alicia said and looked at Killua who so happened to be still sleeping. She motioned for everyone to step back from the bed and they followed. After that she pounced on the bed and jumped on top of Killua. “Wake up! Time for school!” She yelled. Killua grumbled something. “I said wake up!” Alicia said and jumped on him again. Still nothing. Her temper got the best of her and she pushed him out of the bed and rolled him down the stairs. Killua finally got up.
“Huh? What?” he mumbled confused. “What? Was I sleep walking again?” He asked.
“Yea let’s go with that.” Sanji said.
“Well while I go get Zetsu up Jessie, you go in the shower and get ready.” Alicia said and ran down the stairs and to Zetsu’s room for the day. It took a while to get everyone ready but they were able to make it in time for the bus. Trying to squeeze the four of them into the seat was hard especially this morning. Alicia was already hyper for the concert this afternoon. They were going to see so you think you can dance. Killua never like this show but Alicia made sure he watched it with the rest of them. Jessie loved the show and Temari missed it every other week so she had no time to get used to it and or become obsessed like Alicia or Jessie. The day went very very very slowly. Alicia was ready to just die during one of her classes. But they made it though and raced home from the bus stop to get home. Alicia burst though the doorway.
“We’re home!” Temari called out.
“Okay!” Zetsu called back. Four hyper kids ran upstairs to find the almost adults and adult watching TV, what a surprise.
“Alright so who is coming to the So You Think You Can Dance concert?” Alicia asked anxiously. Everyone except Hughes and Zetsu raised their hand. Alicia was disappointed. “Why not?” She asked the family obsesser and the cannibal.
“I promised Elicia that I would visit her today.” Hughes said.
“Fine. And you?” Alicia asked staring at Zetsu.
“Do you really think I am going to go into a stadium full of screaming people with out being ready to eating one of them?” Zetsu asked.
“Right.” Alicia said and then looked at Sanji. “Guess you’re driving.” She said.
“Okay whose going be my navigator?” Sanji asked. “I don’t know much about where we live so I need someone to help me get to the train station”
“I will” Killua volunteered.
“Let’s go!” Alicia said anxiously.
“No its only 3:00 we have to wait another hour or two before we leave” Temari said. “Why don’t you do some of your Homework?” she suggested.
“That’s why I have a homework pass.” Alicia said holding up a pinkish red sheet of paper with Homework Pass written across it. “I have to get ready.” She said and with that ran to her bedroom. She used all of her time to get ready for the concert. With Killua and Sanji in the front and Jessie, Alicia and Temari in the back, they were off. Trying to get to the train station was a joy. Towards the end they got lost and needed to get to the train at any means possible. Killua’s navigation skills were bad and Sanji never really was a good driver. And the girls were getting impatient which made it worse for all of them.
“Let’s go! My Brother Gaara would go faster than you! And he would use sand to drive!” Temari complained.
“It’s not my fault someone can’t read a map.” Sanji said giving a quick glare at Killua who was to obliviously staring at the map to notice. He looked up at the road.
“Uhh….Make a left here no wait right... Oh I don’t know.” Killua said very confused.
“Give me the map!” Alicia yelled at Killua. He obeyed and handed it to her. “Alright Sanji make a left at the next stop. Then make a right two streets down and then keep going for three streets and make a left. I think then we will be at the station.” Alicia said. Sanji remembered the directions to the best of his knowledge with a question here and there but they go there. The five others got out of the car.
“Now what did we learn today?” Sanji asked. Nobody answered for a minute until Alicia finally spoke up.
“Killua’s horrible with directions?” She asked timidly.
“Exactly.” Sanji said and the others laughed except Killua who got mad.
“I am not!” he denied.
“Of course not.” Temari said “Alright lets find the next train to Penn.”
“Don’t we have to pay for the car?” Jessie asked looking at a sign.
“Right, to the tab maker thingy!” Alicia said and ran off to the ‘tab maker thingy’ the good news was they found it but the bad news is they needed change and the ‘change machine’ as Alicia called it did not work. Sanji wouldn’t stop spitting curses in every direction as Alicia tried to calm him down but when Sanji gets pissed, he gets pissed. Killua looked at the machine maliciously and thought of ripping the coins out of the machine
Jessie was off to help Alicia in calming down a very pissed Sanji. Temari found a very nice woman.
“Excuse me but could you help us?” Temari asked as sweetly as she could (which was no use. The sarcasm already took over her body) the woman turned around.
“Hmmm?” she asked.
“You see me and my friends need a tab so our car won’t get towed and the change machine won’t work. Can you spare some quarters?” Temari asked.
“Oh of course” The woman said and handed her four quarters. Temari gave her a dollar and Temari left on her almost merry way.
“Hey guys!” She called out. “Look what I just got!” Temari opened her palm to reveal the quarters she had just received. Sanji went from having a hissy to nearly having a spaz.
“I luff you Temari!” Sanji said and glomped the poor fan wielder. Temari had the weirdest look as in ‘WTF!’ She was able to pull him off in enough time to get the stub and place it n the car.
“Alright the next train to leave here is” Alicia began “in 5 minutes! Come on lets go!” she yelled pulling Killua and Jessie along. The train was just about to close its doors when they came running in out of breath.
“That was to close for comfort.” Sanji said.
“Yea” Killua agreed “now let’s get ourselves a seat.” They walked to the back to find a few open seats. After the first two stops Jessie realized something.
“Oh crap” She said.
“What?” Killua asked.
“We never bought tickets. Now we will be kicked off the train!” Jessie said.
“No we won’t,” Alicia said.
“Why’s that?” Temari asked a little confused.
“We have an assassin right here. If he gives us trouble Killua can help us out.” Alicia said.
“The thing is our human garbage disposal isn’t here. So it might be dangerous” Killua added.
“Never thought of that.” Alicia said.
“Jessie off in her own little world.” Sanji said pointing to her. By the time everyone looked they noticed Sanji was wrong. She was talking on her cell phone. All you could hear was her side though which sounded like:
“Oh c’mon please? We need your help bad, no, yes, yes, really, yea see you there bye.” Jessie hung up on her cell. “What are you guys looking at? Haven’t you seen someone talk on their cell phone before?”
“Who was that?” Killua asked.
“Our Human garbage disposal” Jessie said with a smile. “He’s coming up at the next spot to help us out.”
“No way!” Temari said.
“Way. Now there is no trouble ahead. But he says don’t think he’s coming to see so you think you can dance though.” Jessie explained. A beeping sound went off.
“We have arrived at the station. Next stop Amityville” the voice said. The doors flew open to find Zetsu crawl onto the train. They realized why he never really went out much. Some gasped some screamed and some young boys yelled “COOL!” a few seats ahead. Zetsu walked back to where the others were.
“Surprise” He grumbled and sat down. “Now what is going on and why are you so desperate for me to come Jessie?” Zetsu asked. Alicia sighed and explained the wonderful story of trying to get to the train station and the ‘tab maker thingy’ along with the ‘change machine’ it took the trip of two stops to explain it all. “Okay then. When is the guy coming? I am staring to get hungry.”
“I think I see him now.” Sanji said looking over the seat. “Alright Zetsu lay low and Killua get your hand ready.” Nobody listened and Alicia glared at Sanji.
“Listen here Sanji, I make the orders okay? Now Zetsu lay low and Killua get your hand ready” Alicia said and the two obeyed. Sanji muttered something about Alicia being a ‘showoff’ and a ‘dictator of his friends’ and other random ideas that popped into his head. After a minute the ticket person got up to their spot.
“Tickets please” he said. Nobody responded. “Tickets please” He repeated a little angry. Once again no one responded. “Where are your tickets?” He roared. Before he could say another work Killua went into action and attacked. The man fell to the ground, well more like on Temari and Jessie’s lap. Temari had to hold Jessie’s mouth before she squealed. Killua smiled.
“Sorry we don’t have our tickets. Zetsu you can have him.” With that Zetsu grabbed the body and had his dinner. When he finished they had already gotten to Penn station.
“He was pretty boney” Zetsu complained
“Better then nothing.” Sanji said. .
“I guess so.” Zetsu replied. In their little conversation they had forgotten they were actually in a foreign land that most like to call New York City. Temari Jessie Killua neither Alicia remembered they were there until Alicia looked behind her.
“Oh Crap! Guys we are missing some people.” She said a little worried. Killua looked around.
“No wonder why I haven’t herd a sheik of terror from plant man’s look.” Killua said with a laugh.
“Don’t be mean Killua I bet he doesn’t stand out that much.” Alicia said. She was wrong when she found Sanji and Zetsu going up the stairs and a few people screaming. The four of them ran over to the two others. “Its okay people! Zetsu will not hurt and or eat you now go about your way as if a gigantic person with a Venus flytrap on his head wasn’t here.” Alicia called out. It quieted down about halfway. The six people walked around until they found Madison Square Garden.
“There it is!” Jessie called out and pointed to a gigantic building that said MADISON SQUARE GARDEN
“I would think so” Sanji said.
“This is where I leave. I’ll be hanging around Penn station if you need me. I will have my cell on.” Zetsu said and started to walk away when his phone rang. He picked it up “Hello?’ He asked. It was none other than Alicia. Zetsu could still see her too.
“Hiya! Please stay with us! We gonna miss you!” Alicia called into the cell.
“Do I have to?” Zetsu asked
“Yes. Now walk back those 10 feet this instant!” Alicia said and hung up. Zetsu grumbled but trying to be as nice as he could to Alicia he walked back. “Yay! You’re here!” Alicia cried and glomped him.
“You just called” Zetsu said.
“And you’re point is?” Temari asked.
“Well before we miss the show lets go!” Sanji said. Alicia got off of Zetsu and the six of them walked inside the building and just barely got though security. This was a big problem because they thought Zetsu’s Venus flytrap was a bomb and Zetsu was a freaky guy that was either a terrorist or an occult leader. The occult leader remark offended Zetsu because he claimed ‘only Heiden would sink so low’. The terrorist remark did not faze him because one of Alicia’s friend’s parents thought the Akatsuki was like a bunch of terrorists. But After a full inspection he was able to make it though security. The other problem was Zetsu was gigantic so trying to have him sit down in a tiny stadium seat and make sure the next three rows behind him could see they moved the group up to a box seat.
“We got to take you out more often” Killua said.
“Yea sure.” Zetsu said and tried to get comfortable.
“Hey we need souvenirs.” Temari said.
“Yea let’s go.” Killua said. Sanji stood up.
“I have a few extra dollars. I’ll pay.” Sanji said. Alicia hugged him.
“Thankie!” she squealed. Zetsu decided to stay. So the five others ran off to the souvenir stand. Sanji nearly fell over when he saw the prices. And the worst part was the others all wanted a sweatshirt, the most expensive item. Alicia also wanted a program. Sanji squished though the crowed and waited until the nearest cashier came to him.
“I’ll have six sweatshirts all large one program and four wristbands” Sanji ordered. The person picked up the order.
“That will be $275 please.” The cashier said.
“That’s a bargain.” Temari said. Sanji gave the cashier the credit card and they went on their merry way. When they got back Zetsu was being attacked by a four year old who would not stop talking. Jessie ran over.
“Hey there I think your mommy is calling for you” She said almost gentle and pushed him out of their special box.
“Thanks Jessie, he was asking too many questions and I have no idea where he came from. “
“Maybe someone had a problem with closing the door.” Sanji said pointing to the door which apparently been wide open. Zetsu sweat dropped and everyone got seated. Sanji passed out everyone’s souvenirs. The show started along with thousands of teen’s screams. The show lasted about three hours and then they got out.
“That was really really really good!” Alicia said.
“I have to admit it was pretty good. It was too bad Hughes couldn’t come.” Zetsu said. They walked over to Penn station and looked at the train schedule.
“Let’s take the 11:00.” Sanji said.
“Yea sure but we still have to wait like ten minutes.” Zetsu said. Alicia being the second captain obvious in the house pointed out that
“I AM REALLY FRIGGIN HUNGRY!” She shouted over the crowd.
“Alright there are some food joints here so what do you want?” Sanji asked
“I don’t know I just want some food.” Alicia said with a gigantic sigh. Zetsu looked at the numerous people very happily.
“I think I found my dinner.” Zetsu said pointing to a very large person.
“No Zetsu you have to wait for the ticket person.” Jessie said.
“C’mon my stomach has enough room for two! And besides the ticket people are really tiny!” Zetsu complained.
“Only if he is small and has no family to go home to.” Alicia said. Zetsu pointed at someone.
“How about him?” he asked.
“Knock yourself out.” Alicia said. Zetsu ran over stealthily and dragged him off to a dark corner. About ten minutes later he came back. He noticed the others were coming out of a McDonalds with food in their hands. (Don’t ask me if there is a McDonalds in Penn Station. I don’t know!) Zetsu walked over to them “That was quick.” Alicia said.
“He was quick. No meat on him.” Zetsu complained.
“That’s disturbing” Sanji whispered leaning over to Killua.
“Yea just a little.” Killua whispered back. Alicia leaned in.
“I like to whisper too.” She said and giggled.
“Anyway” Temari said. “We should go over there so we know what track we have to get off of. “
“Sure.” Sanji agreed. The others walked over. They stood around talking about the show and other things when the track number was revealed. They ran down in almost a train down to the track. They were the first to get there and ran to their spots.
“That was close.” Jessie said a little out of breathe.
“Yea I know.” Temari said. The train ride was really really long. The only fun part was going after the ticket person. Besides that they talked about random things (Alicia’s specialty). When they got home after the long and confusing ride home, (Killua tried to navigate again but failed miserably) it was 1:30 in the morning. “Wow Alicia you are gonna be nasty tomorrow. “ Temari said.
“I think I already am.” Alicia said dropping onto the bed. In that instant she fell into a deep sleep. All of the others followed. Alicia woke up and looked at the clock. She yelped.
“What?” Jessie asked tired. Alicia pointed at the clock.
“Its noon! We missed a lot of school!” Alicia yelled. Temari looked over.
“Good. Now I can get more sleep.” She said and rolled back over. “Yea I suppose so.” Alicia said and fell back asleep. She woke back up around two o’ clock. Hughes had been shaking her madly. “What?” she asked.
“We missed school!” He said.
“I know I realized that a few hours ago and said oh well.” Alicia said and looked at the clock. “It’s that late? Guess everyone e else should wake up.” Alicia said and shook everyone the whole day they were all drowsy and nasty. For dinner they just looked around the house as Zetsu had to deal with chicken as he grumbled about how chicken couldn’t compare to human.
“Put it this way if you ate three humans a day for each meal you would either A, get sick of the taste or b, eat out the whole town” Sanji said. “Or in a few years the whole country. And by the end of your life the whole world! But really-“ Sanji was cut off by the sobbing of Hughes.
“What’s wrong?” Killua asked.
“If Zetsu eats the whole world, that means my family!” He said. Alicia sighed.
“Sanji was joking right?” she asked,
“Yes of course! I don’t think Zetsu could ever think of eating your daughter or wife!” Sanji said. Zetsu mumbled something about how he might if Hughes wouldn’t shut up about them but Alicia punched him in the arm.
“See?” Alicia reassured him and he stopped.
“Thanks.” Hughes said. An idea ran though his brain. “Hey I never showed you the pictures from last night!” he said excitedly.
“Oh boy here we go again.” Temari said with a huge sigh. Hughes ignored her and pulled out yet another album. This took up another two hours of time. When he finished, Alicia looked up at the clock.
“Wow its late and we have school tomorrow.” She said and scurried off to get ready. The others quickly followed. It took longer than usual because they were tired to begin with and trying to get ready required more work so they were very slow. It took an hour to get together. They decided actually to give the extra room from two nights ago to Zetsu so they did not have to deal with his constant rambling of how he used to never have to share where he slept before the house was infested with others. Zetsu’s anti-socialism did get annoying at that point. Anyway back to the story. “Night.” Alicia said to Zetsu and left.
“Night Alicia” Zetsu said with a sigh. Alicia walked back.
“What’s the matter?” Alicia asked.
“For some odd reason, tonight I feel very lonely.” Zetsu said sighing once again.
“Are you sick or something Zetsu? “ Alicia asked putting a hand on his forehead.
“No. Actually I don’t know I just feel lonely. I don’t feel anti-social or anything.” Zetsu said.
“Do you want me to sleep downstairs tonight?” Alicia asked.
“It would be nice.” Zetsu said. Alicia ran upstairs to get a sleeping bag.
“What are you doing?” Killua asked.
“Zetsu is acting weird and wants me to sleep downstairs with him tonight.” Alicia explained,
“Is he okay? Zetsu never does that.” Killua asked.
“Lack of human?” Sanji suggested.
“I don’t think so Sanji. Before, he went days without human. Maybe just ate something weird.” Alicia said and began to walk down the stairs. “Night Everyone” She called up.
“Night” Everyone called back. That night Zetsu and Alicia had a little sleepover and the others just did the things they did every night. That morning Alicia woke up at about 5:30.
“Oh crap I am late” She said and ran over to the shower. She got ready, ran off to wake Zetsu and then ran upstairs to get the others up. They woke up a little easier so Alicia did not have to scream like last time. She just had to shake them a little.
School was as boring and long as ever. Especially during Math. It was bad enough Alicia was always ready to fall asleep (she knew the math down pat) it was trying to make the others to shut up. Killua and Jessie always talking and Temari always got bored and would mess around with her gigantic fan which made the room very cold with all of those gusts of wind. The rest of the day was no better. The four people got home tired and bored as ever. They went up the stairs to find Hughes going though yet another photo album he made, and Zetsu channel surfing. Sanji was downstairs cooking up yet another meal. Zetsu looked over to the others.
“Hey guys. You get a lot of homework tonight?” Zetsu asked.
“Nah did it all in class.” Alicia said and dropped her bag to the ground. Hughes looked up.
“Hey there Alicia how’s it going?” He asked.
“Hey Hughes. Ah nothing much but getting ready to fall asleep during class. On top of that nothing.” Alicia replied. Killua looked over at Alicia.
“Let’s play some video games or something.” He suggested.
“Sounds good to me” Jessie said.
“Me too.” Temari said.
“Couldn’t care less” Zetsu said. Hughes just nodded.
“How about after dinner?” Alicia suggested,
“Alight then.” Killua said. At that moment Sanji called up.
“Soups on!”
“Well that was convenient” Killua said going down the steps. Everyone sat where ever they wanted except Zetsu because his seat had his name on it. A dish was right in front of it and the others had Burgers.
“Go ahead get your food.” Sanji said. Zetsu lifted his top and the others grabbed a burger. Zetsu became pleased when his favorite meal was under it.
“Thank you.” He said and devoured it.
“We didn’t need you to act weird for more then a day.” Sanji said. Zetsu nodded. Temari took a bite out of her burger. ‘
“Good job. Didn’t know you could cook cow.” She said.
“He’ll cook anything.” Alicia said.
“Maybe something along the lines of salad tomorrow?” Temari suggested. At that Zetsu choked. “What?” she asked.
“Sa-sa-salad is so hurtful.” He choked out.
“What do you mean by that?” Temari asked.
“What he is trying to say is look at his head, it has a Venus flytrap around it and he says it is bad b/c of that. People make fun of his plantishness. On top of that his family was a bunch of plants so we might be eating them.” Alicia explained giving Zetsu the Heimlich. It took a few minutes but they got the piece of food out of his thought. It flung across the table and smashed into Jessie’s face. Jessie threw a piece of her burger at Zetsu only to hit Killua.
“Food fight!” He cried out. After a minute the kitchen became a battle field. Burger and human pieces flew in every direction. Zetsu’s plant instincts kicked in (like Gaara’s sand instincts) and the Venus flytrap closed around his head. Zetsu never realized the flytrap was so big until he found Alicia squished into there too. Well he had to notice since it was really crammed.
“Get out of here.” He said and his Venus flytrap opened and flung her out and onto the table.
“You hurt.” Alicia complained as a piece of burger landed into her hair. “Oh my god who threw that?” he asked pissed as ever.
“I did!” Killua said oblivious top the trouble he was about to get himself into. Suddenly Alicia got up ad jumped on top of Killua and pummeled him until he was a mush of pulp. After a while she got bored so she went over to the food fight. The food fight lasted about a half hour before everyone got tired of throwing mushy meat and other things around.
“My hair is ruined.” Jessie said picking a small piece of burger meat out of her hair. Before she got into the shower to get the meat out Alicia ran and started. “You Son of a-“
“Children.” Sanji said pointing to a beat up Killua and Temari.
“I am no child!” Temari roared.
“Me neither!” Killua said faintly.
“Actually you are one too.” Sanji said looking at Jessie.
“Hey!” Jessie said. At the moment Temari and Jessie pounced on top of Sanji and they fell to the ground. Killua would have joined too but he was to busy being a blob of pulp. Zetsu stared with a smile and Hughes turned to Zetsu.
“Look it’s the pictures of the food fight I took!” Hughes said shoving pictures in Zetsu’s face.
“Hughes, how did you take the pictures and had them develop so-“
“Do not ask about my ability.” Hughes said in an almost ominous voice.
“Right.” Zetsu said shaking his head. They just sat down and talked about random things (as usual), Killua was still pulp and Jessie and Temari were fighting Sanji. At the moment Sanji had the upper hand. This was what Alicia walked into.
“Wow that’s weird. Well guys I’m out next who wants the burger out of their hair go ahead.” She called out and walked upstairs.
Jessie jumped off of Sanji and ran to the shower. Now the fight was just Temari and Sanji. Temari was getting serious and beat the crap out of the cook.
“Ha!” she cried. “You got beat by a girl!”
“You did it?” Jessie asked getting out of the bathroom.
“Yea I did.” Temari said very proud of herself.
“Great.” Jessie said, before she could finish Temari already got in the shower. The time went on as Zetsu and Hughes talked and the other two were too busy being either in bruises on the ground or regaining form from pulp. It took an hour but they got into the shower. After everyone finished they decided to see what was on TV. As you can tell this is a huge shocker. To their surprise (well not really) nothing was on.
“I’M REALLY FRIGGIN BORED!” Alicia yelled.
“ME TOO!” Zetsu cried back. The thing was they were right next to each other blowing their eardrums out.
“WHY ARE YOU GUYS SCREAMING?!?” Jessie asked.
“CAUSE WE FEEL LIKE IT!” Alicia replied.
“WELL SHUT UP!” Temari said. “DON’T MAKE ME BRING GAARA HERE!”
“I am so scared.” Killua said. In that moment Gaara appeared right behind him. He used his sand power to tap the shoulder of Killua.
“You should be if you know what’s good for you.” Gaara said.
“Eep” Killua said looking behind him to see him giving him one of those weird bloodlust stares that Gaara always gives to people who are going to die
“Its okay Gaara Killua did not know.” Temari said.
“Ye-ye-ye-yeah. I-I-I did-did-did not know you we-we-were so-so st-st-strong.” Killua stuttered.
“Hey does Dei-san know you are here?” Zetsu asked.
“No actually.” Gaara said looking over at Zetsu. His personality changed at the name of Dei-san.
“Well you should get back there before she realizes you’re gone.” Alicia said.
“Fine. See you all around.” Gaara said and disappeared.
“He scares me. And to think with that power at my age” Killua said. “Man before assassination jobs would have been easier with that sand power.”
“Sure” Alicia said and noticed it was already 2 am. “Hey time to get our stuff together. It getting late.” She said.
“But we never played Video games.” Jessie complained.
“Fine, set the system up” Alicia said. Killua and Jessie cheered and ran to set the game cube up. Since their were only four controllers they had to share. Everyone decided to play Super Smash Bros Melee. They decided that only the winner would get to keep controller as the other three would switch. Everyone except Alicia realized this was a bad idea when Alicia won every single round.
“Maybe we should give a five win limit.” Temari suggested.
“Nah. I am fine” Alicia said.
“Or you could give the rest of us a chance.” Sanji said with his hands getting tired.
“Oh don’t be sour losers” Alicia said and started the next game. Zetsu was out this round. It was Alicia vs. Jessie vs. Killua vs. Temari. Temari was never good with video games so she came in last. Jessie and Killua tied for second and Alicia came in first.
“Hey it’s like 3 am. Maybe we should get to bed.” Hughes said.
“Oh okay” Temari said going onto the couch.
“Right I don’t need to come down?” Alicia asked Zetsu.
“Nah. I was just feeling weird last night.” Zetsu said and went down the stairs to his room. Everyone crawled into their bed and fell asleep. The next morning Sanji was the first to get up at about 9am.
“Wow I am really really tired.” He said and crawled off of the couch with Temari and Hughes on it. He snuck downstairs to make some coffee and breakfast. He went though the cabinets only to find cereal as his only choice of breakfast. The other thing was their was only super chocolaty cereals too. Well their was Zetsu’s special cereal but Sanji did not feel like trying that today or even ever in his life. Sanji grabbed a box of coca pebbles bowl milk and put coffee inn the coffee maker. The smell of the coffee brewing made Hughes wake up. He crawled down the stairs and sat at the table.
“Morning” Hughes said cheerfully (he’s a morning person! Eek!)
“Morning” Sanji said very groggy pouring out some cereal and milk and sat down waiting for the coffee to finish. Zetsu walked down the hallway to where the other two were. Zetsu had never been the morning person but when he had no sleep was the worst. He grumbled and sat down. Zetsu laid his head/ flytrap on the table.
“Wake up sleepyhead.” Hughes said. Zetsu grumbled. The coffee machine went off and Sanji poured himself a mug full of it. Zetsu waved his hand meaning ‘Pour me some too!’ in his morning language. Sanji obeyed and poured Hughes some too. They sat their quietly and sipped their coffee. Zetsu went out to see the paper had been just dropped off by the newsboy. Dang it I’m too late. I wanted to eat him too Zetsu thought as he picked up the paper. When he came back he noticed Killua sitting down munching on some coca puffs happily.
“Your way to happy.” Zetsu mumbled as he sat down and started to flip though the paper.
“I call the paper next” Hughes said. Jessie came down. She grabbed some cereal and sat down. She chose the same thing as Killua. Zetsu realized he was hungry too and go up to get his special cereal.
“Man o’s the perfect part of a cannibalistic person’s breakfast.” He mumbled to himself. When he sat down Alicia and Temari came down.
“Ugh” Temari said groggily Alicia said nothing and grabbed some coca pebbles. Temari grabbed them after Alicia finished. It took a while but everyone was able to wake up enough and be able to converse with one another.
“You know Alicia I am very sour because of you.” Killua said to Alicia. Sanji complained the same thing to Jessie and Temari.
“Yea yea. It was for your own good.” Alicia, Temari and Jessie replied to the two others.
“Hey Alicia” Zetsu said. “I think I am going to head down to the base today to see some of my fellow members.” He said.
“Don’t you remember? Nobody is there anymore. Deidara is with Dei-san, Sasori with Sasori, Itachi with Kisame and I am not to sure about Kisame. Unless you want to hang out with Tobi and the leader, nobody is going to be there.” Alicia said.
“No stupid. Everyone is getting together today.” Zetsu said.
“How was I supposed to know?” Alicia said.
“Because I don’t know.” Zetsu started.
“Oh and by the way I am going today to see Gon, Leorio and Kurapika.” Killua said.
“But Kurapika is with Jingles” Alicia said.
“Kurapika is leaving today so the four of us can hang out.” Killua said.
“And I am going to see Gaara and Kankuro today.” Temari said.
“And I am going to see Luffy, Zolo, and Nami today.” Sanji said
“I am going to be with Elicia and Gracia today” Hughes said.
“And I am going with Hughes today” Jessie said.
“Wait Temari isn’t Gaara with Dei-san?” Alicia asked.
“No he is going to be with us today.” Temari said.
“So I am going to be alone today?” Alicia asked.
“I think so.” Killua said.
“Fine, unless,” Alicia started and got an Idea. “Zetsu, Can I come with YOU today?” She asked.
“No.” Zetsu said.
“Well I am coming anyway.” Alicia said stubbornly.
‘But-“
“But nothing. I am coming and that is final.” Alicia said stomping one of her feet.
“Fine” Zetsu said with a sigh. Everyone got ready for today’s adventure. They all left about two o’clock. Well everyone that had been picked up. That is only left with Alicia Zetsu Jessie and Hughes. They squished into the car and left to where Hughes was. Mind you if was way off from Alicia and Zetsu’s route but Gracia did not have a car. They dropped Hughes off and then Alicia and Zetsu were off to see the real Akatsuki. Now most people were deadly afraid of the thought of seeing the Akatsuki unless one, they were a member or two they were stupid or three they knew a member or a whole bunch of them really well. In this situation, Alicia was a bit of options 2 and three. Mostly three though. It took about a half hour but they got there.
“You stay here for a second to let them know you came along. “ Zetsu said and closed the door to the car. He walked inside the cave door (yes this special cave has a door!) to find a big party thing with a banner reading we finally escaped from our home! Sasori walked over to Zetsu.
“You finally came! Great! Now your human was picked up an hour ago so it may not be as fresh as u like it but still, what took you so long?” Sasori asked. Zetsu sighed. “What’s wrong?”
“Someone had to tag along.” Zetsu replied.
“Who?” Asked Kisame who was walking over. Zetsu pointed out of the window where Kisame and Sasori looked out to find Alicia sitting in the car waiting.
“I thought we said no one else should come!” Sasori yelled.
“What’s the matter?” Deidara asked. Sasori pointed out of the window and he looked out. “What!”
“She wouldn’t leave me alone. “ Zetsu said.
“Dang it now our plan is ruined. “ Sasori said.
“What’s ruined?” Asked Itachi.
“Uh nothing.” Kisame said trying to avoid Itachi’s temper. Deidara being stupid enough to forget pointed out to the window. Itachi followed his finger and got pissed.
“What is she doing here? This is an Akatsuki only party! Didn’t you read the invitations! No guests!” Itachi roared. Kisame jumped to the drinks table and grabbed a beer. He shoved it down Itachi’s throat and watched. Itachi started to calm down. He forgot what he was ranting about and sat down on the couch.
“That was close.” Kisame said wiping his forehead.
“So that’s why he got so weird after a fight with you.” Deidara said finally realizing something.
“Anyway what are we going to do?” Sasori asked Zetsu.
“Yea what are we going to do? “ Kisame said.
“I have a plan. All I need is the banner taken down and a closet.” Zetsu said,
“Fine.” Kisame said and took down the banner.
“Itachi could you come over here?” Zetsu asked as Itachi stumbled over. Zetsu whispered the plan to Akatsuki members and were ready.
“Alicia you can come now!” Zetsu cried. Alicia jumped out of the car and ran to the base. When she came in Kisame grabbed her. Sasori taped he mouth shut. They ran down the hall where Itachi was standing at the closet door waiting. Zetsu took her and put her inside the closet. Deidara shut the door as Itachi locked it.
“We did it!” Everyone except Zetsu cried.
“What’s wrong?” Deidara asked.
“I don’t know if I should do this.” He said.
“Oh no he’s getting soft!” Itachi cried.
“Where did you leave the person?” Deidara asked Sasori.
“Right next to the fridge” he answered. Deidara ran over to the kitchen (they have a kitchen) and grabbed the meat. They held Zetsu down and force fed the meat to him. At the end Zetsu asked,
“Why do people think I get different when I don’t eat people?”
“Because they are right” Kisame said.
“No its not!” Zetsu said. Kisame did the same thing to Zetsu as he did to Itachi. “Well I guess they could be right.” Zetsu said.
“Why do you think that solves everything?” Sasori asked.
“I have no clue to tell you the truth.” Kisame said. “I just felt like doing it one day and found it was the solution.” Soon they all settled down to talk about the houses they lived in. It only lasted a little while before Zetsu thought they should let out Alicia. She came out and actually wasn’t as annoying as they thought she would be. She just had her moments while she was sugar high. Some of those moments were trying to act like Deidara by saying yeah after every sentence but she got bored of that, Alicia said squee every five seconds sometimes and those were the major annoyances of the day. The rest were just completely random. Zetsu was surprised at her behavior.
‘You are better than Tobi!” he said once.
“Hey!” Tobi exclaimed. “I am here you know!”
“Actually I didn’t know because you just walked though the door.” Zetsu said.
“But Tobi is a good boy.” Tobi said.
“Yeah well I am an even better girl. Before Zetsu wished I was his subordinate.” Alicia said very proud of herself.
“But Zetsu think of out good times together.” Tobi said.
“What?” Zetsu asked.
“Anyway, look at the new friends I made! Their names are Heiden and Kakazu!” he said forgetting what just happened.
“They have already been here for a few weeks smart one” Itachi said.
“Oh. But now we are friends right guys?”
“No not really.” Heiden said.
“Money is my only friend.” Kakazu said
“I thought I was your friend.” Heiden said.
“No you’re just my partner. Wow that did not come out right.” Kakazu said walking off into the cave, Heiden followed. Tobi being the annoying person ran up to Zetsu.
“Can I join the Akatsuki now Zetsu-san?” he asked
“Remember the conversation we just had Tobi?” Zetsu asked.
“No not really. Did it say I could join?” Tobi asked.
“No! Now go away!” Zetsu roared.
“Fine.” Tobi said and walked away emo. Do to his case of emo in days to come Tobi committed suicide forgetting to read the script and forgetting that he was going to become a member but he forgot so to bad for him. Now the writers of Naruto are thinking over if Alicia can be the new Tobi for the series. We will find out in six weeks. Now back top the story….
“Wow finally.” Itachi said as Tobi left. The Akatsuki and Alicia hung out the rest of the night until about midnight. Everyone snuck back to their houses hoping no one had noticed. Zetsu did not have to worry about that since the person that he lived with was right next to him.
“That was lots of fun today Zetsu.” Alicia said.
“Yea it was. I guess they don’t mind you as much anymore.” Zetsu said. The whole rife home was quiet. When they walked into the door they found Sanji sitting in a chair staring at them.
“Where were you guys?” He asked.
“At the Akatsuki base.” Alicia answered.
“You are very late. You missed dinner.” Sanji said.
“Oh. Sorry.” Zetsu said.
“I made onigirl” Sanji said.
“Are threw any left?” Alicia asked.
“Yes. One for each of you.” Sanji said.
“Can we have them?” Alicia asked.
“Yes.” Sanji said pointing to the kitchen.” They are on the table.” I labeled them so you would not get the wrong ones. “
“Thanks” Zetsu said. The three of them walked in. They saw the plates. One said ALICIA and the other said ZETSU on the piece of paper. They picked up the right onigirl and took a bite.
“This is good. What flavor?” Alicia asked.
“Chicken for you” Sanji said and loosened up.
“I know my flavor.” Zetsu said happily and took another bite. They finished their meal quickly went upstairs to find the others playing Mario Party 7.
“Bowser Sucks! Stupid excuse for a Spiky stupid friggin Turtle! Whoever invented that stupid Bowser should die! ” Killua yelled at the screen as Bowser stole one of his stars.
“We’re home!” Alicia said and tackled Jessie in the middle of her turn.
“I can tell.” Jessie said happily. That night Alicia and Zetsu went to bed early (this is the only time I am ever going to type/ do that). The others followed about an hour later. They woke up about the same time. At first Temari thought they had school today but today was Columbus Day. It was also the day that she goes over to Sasori’s house for a week. Alicia was more awake than usual.
“Wow a little extra sleep can do wonders.” Alicia said. Zetsu got his wish today too. He was able to catch the newsboy. Before he could yelp the boy disappeared. Everyone could tell this when Zetsu walked into the kitchen with a half smile on his face. Today Sanji made breakfast. He made pancakes. Everyone devoured them including Zetsu. He doesn’t only eat human. He eats his starches too. He will eat everything except vegetables. Zetsu is afraid he will eat his family and he just says veggies are icky. Zetsu can get very picky too. Now I’ll stop ranting about his eating habits and now we will get back to the story.
“Why are you making Breakfast today?” Temari asked.
“Well I thought it would be nice to make a good breakfast every time you left for the week.” Sanji said.
“Thanks” Temari said with a half smile
“Your welcome” he said flipping a pancake from the stove to the middle of the table where the stack was. The stack got pretty big. Trying to feed 7 people is hard work. Especially with pancakes. He made at least thirty pancakes. He was stuck at the stove for a half hour.
“Wow that was really good Sanji” Killua said.
“Thanks. I aim to please.” Sanji said. They all went upstairs to watch a movie. Trying to decide what movie was hard.
“Little Shop of Horrors!” Zetsu insisted. “My sister is in there!”
“Conqueror of Shamballa! Ed and Al and the other side of Hughes are in there!” Jessie said.
“What Jessie said” Hughes said.
“Rent!” Killua said “Because I said so!”
“Dune!” Temari said “It’s about sand!”
“I don’t care!” Sanji said
“I know! Nightmare Before Christmas!” Alicia said. Everyone stopped and agreed. They got into their spots and watched the movie. Alicia was able to sing along with some of the songs. At the end everyone clapped even thought they knew they were not in a theater.
“That was good” Sanji said.
“Yea perfect thing to watch before I go.” Temari said.
“Right I almost forgot Temari I will help you pack.” Alicia said walking over to her bag of stuff and helped Temari get her stuff together.
“Well I better be going” Temari said and waved goodbye as she walked down the steps.
“Bye!” everyone called downstairs. They heard a door close and as they looked outside they noticed Temari disappear in a flash.
“This is going to happen every week?” Sanji asked Zetsu.
“Yup. This is the routine.” Zetsu replied.
“This is going to be a long time here.” Sanji replied.
“You better believe it,” Alicia said. “Now who wants to play monopoly?” She asked waving around a box that read MONOPLY across it.
“Forget it being a long time here this is going to be a long night.
12 hours later…
“F*** this game! It’s four in the morning Alicia you win!” Zetsu cried as his anti-social ness kicked in. “And I hate it when you’re the banker Killua! Where did you get the green fives you cheating whore! Don’t touch me Jessie! Killua is a cheating Whore!” And so the adventures of Boredom rang though out the world for an eternity, or a least until Alicia couldn’t stand having everyone live in her house. This will most likely be never.
THE END!
THE MAIN CAST OF THE ADVENTURES OF BOREDOM!
(its not a play. I just want to make it sound important.)
Alicia
(ha! you must guess! bwahahahahahahahahaha) you know wjat i will be almost nice [img]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b310/randomh/blackhair/th_girlcooking.jpg[/img] the thing is i don't cook much and i h8 skirts!
Zetsu
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Killua
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Hughes
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Sanji
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Jessie
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Temari
[img]http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/tidusofsoras/th_Temari20from20the20game.jpg[/img]
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