Yes people, tonight we shall unveil some of the funniest, scariest, oddest, and most bizarre nights of my life. We're not talking about dreams as in what I want to make of myself in life, but dreams as in.... dreams.
King of the... Sky
Featuring the characters from King of the Hill and one of the guys (I'm not very familiar with the show) was like the naked trucker with his guitar (before naked trucker existed by the way) and he had angel wings and was flying over the town singing some song
What does it mean? The Heck if I KNOW!
When Cats of Old Ladies ATTACK!
I'm 5. I'm in some old ladys house. I don't know her. My mom doesn't know her. Why are we there? To get mauled. She's talking and we're walking. I turn a corner, and BOOM mauled by a cat. He leaps at me. I wake up.
What does it mean? I'm not a cat person.
Disco Hippo
Time: Not this Century for sure. Place: Some aztec temple on a pillar above flames and lava Why: I DONT KNOW!!! 4 Hippos. Same colors as hungry hungry hippos. DANCING.
What does it mean? I've always wanted hungry hungry hippos but never knew it
Future Zombie Thing
Takes place in some futuristic, broken down, robot city. Zombies. I protect my family. Not that odd, since action is common in my dreams. The weird part is that I had a rerun. The same dream. I had it, a year or so passes, I had it again.
What does it mean? My favorite shows stopped making new episodes. question
Lost in the Learning Place
I'm in 6th grade. I'm in socail studies (which for some reason is taking place in my math classroom xd ) My grampa comes in and sits on a desk. I'm like What the hell and everyone else is acting completely normal. Teacher asks a question. I dont remember what but the answer isnt nearly close to what my grandpa said when the teacher called on him. Albany. The teacher says no thats incorrect and he gets uyp and storms out of the classroom like "Ahhh!" in an old and angry voice.
What does it mean? I'm not going to be a historian.
These dreams are only a few of the best and funniest I've ever had. I've had many more but to tell you all it'd take a year. But luckily its not over. I saved the best night for last. Here it is folks, embrace yourself, because you wont be able to handle it.
A Night to Remember
I would say I was six. I don't remember what I actually did that night. But I certainly remember the events after I fell asleep. It all started, when I fell asleep and the dream started. I was going down the road, a road with many hills. It's a long road, I've been on it many a time before. I was in my old van with my parents in the front seat and my 3 half brothers in the back seats with me. I'm on the floor of the backseat of the large van (since the car was packed). We kept going down each hill on the road. Hill. Hill. Then, at the last hill, where we turn left to my street I saw something terrible. A gigantic version of my cousins dog sitting on the road blocking us. Then I burst up from my bed. I was awake. Or was I? I claimed it as sleepwalking but I doubt it could be since I remember it. I get up out of bed with my arms in front of me like a mummy, and I'm squinting. I had claimed it sleepwalking but I think it was only because I had been scared by the dream. I went into my parents bedroom "mummy style". It must have been late because they were asleep. I wander in and get into the bed. I laid down between them. I drifted off to sleep. I'd say an hour later I wake up.... I'm on the ceiling. I'm in some stance like Spider-Man or something on the ceiling and looking down at my parents asleep in their bed. I'm thinking one thing and one thing only. "Crud. I'm on the ceiling." I didn't move one inch at all. I just thought, "If I go to sleep, I'll wake up on the bed." I closed my eyes and went to sleep. I woke up in the morning. My mom's all ticked off I was in their bed and I explain to her about the scariest night of my life.
 Skine99 · Wed Jan 24, 2007 @ 06:28pm · 4 Comments |
