Blyn-chan is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Blyn-chan.

A lump of Blyn-chan the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.

Blyn-chan can be seen from space.

If you drop Blyn-chan from the top of the Empire State Building, she will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.

Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Blyn-chan fighting underground!

US gold coins used to say 'In Blyn-chan we trust'!

The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Blyn-chan.

Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Blyn-chan is near.

Blyn-chan has a bifurcated p***s!

The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Blyn-chan.

Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Blyn-chan!

More people are killed by Blyn-chan each year than die in aeroplane accidents.

The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Blyn-chan!

Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Blyn-chan are all berries.

Blyn-chan can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory!

Blyn-chan can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast!

68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Blyn-chan.

Americans discard enough Blyn-chan to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months!

Blyn-chan was named after Blyn-chan the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'!

Research indicates that Blyn-chan will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.

Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Blyn-chan.

Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Blyn-chan is near.

The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Blyn-chan.

Olive oil was used for washing Blyn-chan in the ancient Mediterranean world.

The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Blyn-chan, and 400 times smaller.

When provoked, Blyn-chan will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker.

If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Blyn-chan!

You can tell if Blyn-chan has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled.

An average beaver can cut down Blyn-chan every year!


That was fun. ^^

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