~Love~
Here I'll write why and why not to love, date or basicly be in a serious relantionship with anyone ¬¬, and respectively tell comebacks :3.
Why to date (Not):
1. Having someone there for you. [This reason is just soooo overrated. You have family, friends, probably a therapist and a teddy bear to hug when you're sad and cry, really, you need someone else? That'd be sad. xD.]
2. The feeling you get when you're with someone. [I could have the same feeling just by eating chocolate, it's the same freaking happy hormone >>.]
3. Kissing, holding hands, hugging, cuddling, etc. [Haven't found out a good come back for this one, but I'm sure they are not neccesary in my life, so whatever ¬¬.]
Why not to date:
1. Money drainers. You honestly spend so much money on your partner that you could use to please yourself in so many, different and better ways. xD.
2. Time drainers. Same reasons as above xD.
3. Distract power. You don't want to go around tripping and being an idiot just because you're thinking about them. xD.
- The next issues don't apply for everyone, but a good portion of people xD:
4. Relationship issues. Your life would be SO MUCH EASIER if you weren't in one. This involves fights, the risk of being beaten by your partner, etc. >> Stress, overall.
5. Insecurity issues. Pretty much the same as above, Like thinking of being cheated on, thinking you're not good enough, etc. Also stress xD.
6. Mental issues =O Or scars that any bad relationship could leave you after any of the recently mentioned issues. xD.
The Ultimate reason why to date:
- Sex. I haven't found a good come back for it so far, except if you're fine by hiring sluts, sex-only relationships or playing with yourself.
Then, you have your life solved my friend xD.
The ultimate reason why not to date:
- Kids O_O xD. Self explanatory ¬¬.
(Note: This is a half serious/half joking part of my journal dedicated to [she knows who she is] that's telling me to date. TAKE THAT. xD.)
That's all :3.
