~ How To Murderize Boredom ~ -A List- (duh)
1.) Write 2.) Read 3.) Make coffee 4.) Draw 5.) Play .Hack 6.) Read “Grim Tales from Down Below” webcomic 7.) Make MORE coffee 8.) Dig a hole... 9.) ...Fill it with pinecones... 10.) ...Add matches 11.) Make another list 12.) Gaia 13.) Fireworks 14.) Dial a random phone number and hang up 15.) WHEELO!!! 16.) Go find an acorn... 17.) ...And bury it 18.) Climb a tree and spell ‘antidisestablishmentarianism’ 19.) Do Saiyaman poses (as a last resort) 20.) Find out what the busted lightswitch in the kitchen does... 21.) ...Make up a function for it 22.) Pat your head and rub your tummy 23.) Flip pennies into a shoe 24.) ~SCREEEEAM... 25.) Kill invisible ninja(s) with Seishiro <--( the name of my largest wooden sword.) 26.) Put peach/banana flavoring in the birdbath 27.) Drink a whole glass of ____, from 4 straws, without stopping 28.) Walk around the house saying: “Breezy fleas fly free” 29.) Blow snot-bubbles... (yeah, right) 30.) Plot heinous crime/world domination... 31.) ...The Catch: I will use only spoons 32.) Microwave tinfoil! 33.) Design a club hat... 34.) ...Come up with a club 35.) Draw a face on your hand... 36.) ...Interview it 37.) Spitball practice 38.) Bark at Indy 30 times <--(My dog.) 39.) ---Break this pencil 40.) Do the ‘Running Man’ 41.) Cuss out the birdfeeder... 42.) ...Refill it 43.) Name the patio-bricks and give them all the same face 44.) Make handsoap bubbles... 45.) ...Predict the future in them 46.) Set (all) the clock(s) to Tokyo time... 47.) ...Change it/them back 48.) Dig a bunker and form a battle plan 49.) Circle all the (insert random letter)’s on a page of newspaper 50.) Cover your hand in Elmer’s glue, then peel it off 51.) Spitball-hunt 5 paper cranes 52.) Rewrite a song in Pig-Latin 53.) Uncork the lightblue bottle 50 times <--(I collect colored glass bottles.) 54.) Uncork the darkblue bottle 30 times... 55.) ...Find a cork for it <--(Got one.) 56.) Finish your sentences with: “Geedo-geedo” for the next half-hour 57.) Relay 1 roll of TP up from the basement, put it on the roller, then run it back 58.) Narrate a stakeout from the back of the family van <--(Yes; we have a van.) 59.) List 10 words starting with “(insert random letter)” 60.) Flip the lightswitch... 61.) ...Starting at the bottom of the stairs, then run up and flip the one at the top... 62.) ...Repeat until winded 63.) Say “spigot” 18 times 64.) Hide under the table and sing/hum “It’s a Small World” 65.) Do 40 toe-curls 66.) Smile as wide as possible while crossing your eyes 67.) “BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!” 68.) Wrap your head in a towel and “Walk-like an Egyp-tian, waay-oh waay-oh” 69.) Count all the screws in the house... 70.) ...Then all the lightbulbs 71.) Act out serving yourself a drink (You must have a towel on your arm) 72.) Say absolutely nothing to the next 3 telemarketers who call you 73.) Have a staring contest with your own reflection 74.) Take your socks off and tape them to the ceiling (If no socks, use your hands) 75.) Re-compose your favorite silly-song in Pig-Latin; add swears 76.) Predict what you had for lunch last week 77.) Walk into a silent/near silent room, wait five seconds, then yell “BOOOM!” 78.) Count the doorknobs in the house; make sure to include family members 79.) Name all the major appliances in the house; don’t forget nametags 80.) Rearrange the salt & pepper shakers every five minutes/whenever you pass by 81.) Jump out and scare someone; but make sure you’re facing away from the person you’re scaring 82.) Stop on a spot in your house and proclaim very loudly: “I claim this land for Spain!” (Works best when repeated several times) 83.) Name a single blade of grass in your lawn ‘the King’ 84.) Terrorize ‘the King’s’ people with a garden hose 85.) Perfect your 'Evil Laugh' in the process 86.) Extra points if you can still remember which one is ‘the King’ 87.) ???
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(Constantly getting longer... xd )
Mitsukeru Furidomu · Thu Nov 08, 2007 @ 05:48am · 7 Comments |