Truth #1: The second that the Katy Perri (or however you spell it) song comes on, every straight girl becomes a lesbian.
Truth #2: You MUST join the Conga line. Failure to do so makes you an a*****e.
Truth #3: After drinking the suspicious looking punch from the large, open, unguarded punch bowl, you mutate into a superwhore.
Truth #4: Superwhores love my buddy miles.
Truth #5: You know that girl you were grinding with? She was thirteen. We snuck her in. Don't you feel good about yourself now? (Winks at Skylar).
Truth #6: When in doubt, do "The Alex" (Aka the crump on crack/ Jump-and-crump)
Truth #7: I changed my mind. Don't do the Alex. In fact, avoid it at all costs.
Truth #8: Do not drink the punch
Truth #9: Do NOT drink the punch
Truth #10: DO NOT DRINK THE PUNCH
Truth #11: BACK AWAY FROM THE ******** PUNCH BOWL NOW
Truth #12: I stop feeling bad for you when your date rape story involves drinking the punch.
Truth #13: Punch shouldn't have a "kick". If it has a "kick", they spiked it.
Truth #14: If it tastes like Vodka, there's a good chance that they put vodka in it.
Truth #15: Goddamn, the punch tastes like pure gasoline. Why would you drink that?
Truth 16: I don’t care HOW thirsty you are. You are not thirsty enough to drink that punch.
Truth #17: High heals suck.
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