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1.ya mamma is so fat when she went to the zoo,the hippos got jealous.

2.knock knock
whos there!
figs!
figs who?
figs the doorbell,it's broken


3.knock knock
who's there!
four eggs!
four eggs who?
four eggs ample!

4.knock knock
who's there?
bless!
bless who?
i didn't sneeze!

5.knock knock
who's there?
tank.
tank who?
you're welcome

6.knock knock
who's there?
wire.
wire who?
why are you asking?

7.knock knock
who's there?
ketchchup who?
ketchchup to me and i will tell you.

8. knock knock
who's there?
cows!
cows who?
cows go 'moo' not who.

9.knock knock
who's there!
dummy!
dummy who!
dummy a favour and go away!