"Quick, hide that porn!"
"Ah, my ******** eye!"
"Baby, it's Wednesday, so it's hump day."
"I shall show you my masculinity...by EPIC FAILURE."
"Hey, baby. Watch this... *smack!* My nose! "
Mike Tyson in the Early Days
...No comment.
"You wreck my junk, and I ruin yours!"
"Do you find me sexy? ...No, and you're sweaty!"
"Some one needs to get...*falsetto* LAID!"
"Hey, b***h, get yo a** over here! *pulls tail* Nevermind, I'm yo b***h, puff daddy!"
Alcoholica Before Metallica Was Called That!
"Give Me My ******** Mouse, Betch!"
Amen, brother.
"Almost there... :3 "
Ehh....
Truffle Shuffle! biggrin Sweet!
"Hey, Butthead, we're gonna get laid at a Metallica concert!"
"You think I'm actually going to pay for your collagen, tummy tuck and everything else?"
"Did you bother to pull the door open?"
"Damn, I should have gotten brakes!"
Get a crowd, then it's a mosh.
...*Metallica's "Ride The Lightning" is being played*
That's what I told the newbs in slots...
I knew it was fake!
Rag Doll Physics Came From This Man...
...Torched?
Jumping Fail, Cheating Boyfriend Defense WIN
Great Balls of Fire!
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Totally, dude XD
Tenacious D!
I just love "Rurouni Kenshin".
