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I have decided to make this sense I am tired of getting asked the same s**t
over and over again. The team-killing miserable [********] are annoying,
and this should sum it out for them.

Note: If you have a question that is NOT on here, do ask it.

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NON-GAIA RELATED:

Q: Male or female?
A: Male

Q: How old are you?
A: You can see that on my profile. Why are you even interested?

Q: Favorite word?
A: Persnickety.

Q: What is your greatest strength?
A: My hair.

Q: Weakness?
A: I have no a**.

Q: Fear?
A: Children.

Q: Favorite animal?
A: Narwhals.

Q: Do you know Lucy Liu?
A: Wh-who is that? Left eye?

Q: Best interviewer?
A: I dunno.

Q: Do you like to party?
A: Define 'party.'

Q: Anything you'll do off the clock. I guess is a party for me.
A: Like what? Like, what are you proposing to me?

Q: Uh... we can just part seperate ways.
A: *narrows eyes*

Q: I'll come back to that.
A: *laughs*

Q: Do you have stalkers?
A: Well, I've HAD a stalker, but I don't... get offended 'cause I know I've been there. I've stalked people, many people. But... gah. I think it's funny, as long as they don't, like, try to kill me and wear my skin.

Q: What do they do? Do they just follow you?
A: They follow me around. Buy me awesome presents.

Q: How you ever stalked a girl like that?
A: Oh, hell yeah! Well, not around the town- actually that's not true. Didn't buy presents, though.

Q: What is it like waking up as you?
A: I feel like... a pimp. Empowering. Wake up, just like, "YES! I'm a pimp." I always feel... fantastic, even if I don't seem it a lot of the time. I have a lot of fun. But I have no money. I'm poor. So I'm trying to have that affect that... money doesn't matter. It's you... that matters. Life... that matters.

Q: Do you kick girls to the curb if they don't like your hair?
A: Well, at least if they try to attempt to like my funky hair, I'll give 'em a shot. I dunno, they just have to be weirdos if they don't like it.

Q: What do you want in a girl? What do you find turn-ons?
A: I like a sense of humor. Pretty. Good name. Ugly names make me barf. Like, Vanessa, Gretchen, Molly, Polly, Sarah. I hate those names. So if I see a pretty girl but she has a name I don't like, I'll stop thinking of her as pretty and nice and cool.

Q: Have you ever kissed a guy?
A: No. Weird question...

Q: Have you kissed a girl?
A: Uh... yeah. My first girlfriend. She gave me my first kiss. Actually, funny, it was really accidental how it happened. I was hugging her when school got done and my best friend shouted "KISS HER!" And I got startled and did. Lawlz.


GAIA RELATED:

Q: Why are you always a d**k in the forums?
A: 'Cause I can be.

Q: Do you make art?
A: You want art? Go ******** yourself.

Q: Signs?
A: So I can exploit my face to the public? No thanks.

Q: Donate?
A: Try the Charity forum, durr. I'm not made of gold and items.

Q: What forum do you use most often?
A: Chatterbox. I go into Life Discussions sometimes, too.

Q: Do you accept friend requests?
A: You want to be friends? Engage me in conversation first.

Q: I tlk liek dis.
A: There's this new tool these days called a spell checker.

Q: How do you come up with your life tips?
A: Kyushubrains. :3

Q: Do you play zOMG?
A: Nope.

Q: Do you go into Towns or Rally?
A: No and no.

Q: What do you do then?
A: 1.) Talk to friends. 2.) Go into forums. 3.) Earn gold.