You know those ‘humans’ devoid of brains?
Those who thoroughly enjoy jumping off moving trains
The ones for whom the sky is green and the grass is blue
Those who’ll Never get the message; whatever the obviousness of the cue.
For those total twits, trees have tails
Dogs have leaves and women are males
Those incompetent ‘humans’ could never earn enough money to live off
And probably don’t even know the meaning of ‘piss off’.
In their ‘minds’, the only openings to inser food into their body are their lovely asses
And in their heads, drinkable things are known as gases.
Utilising the Laws of Brevity, these things definitely don’t possess a brain
And if by chance, any one of them were a lion, he would Never have a mane.
The last most important thing about Idiots is that they’re usually always males
Because I'm a girl and the poet of a poem about Idiots a.k.a. Males!
~Shrutika Nagpal
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