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White Friends: Never ask for food.
RedNeck Friends: Are the reason you have no food.

White Friends: Calll your parents Mr. and Mrs.
RedNeck Friends: Call them mom and dad.

White Friends: Will bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
RedNeck Friends: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn.......we ******** up......but that s**t was FUN!

White Friends: Have never seen you cry.
RedNeck Friends: Cry with you.

White Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then return it.
RedNeck Friends: Keep your s**t so long they forget it's yours.

White Friends: Know a few things about you.
RedNeck Friends: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

White Friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
RedNeck Friends: Will kick the whole crowds a** who left you.

White Friends: Would knock on your door.
RedNeck Friends: Walk rigth in and say, "I'm home!"

White Friends: Are for a while.
RedNeck Friends: Are for life.

White Friends: Will take the drink away when they think you have had enough.
RedNeck Friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place, and say "b***h, you better drink the rest of that, you know we dont waste!"

White Friends: Will talk s**t to the person who talked s**t to you.
RedNeck Friends: Will knock them the ******** out.

White Friends: Can cook, clean, and mow the lawn.
RedNeck Friends: Can hunt, fish, cook, clean, and feed the cows.

White Friends: Call you when they're board.
RedNeck Friends: Call you when they're out of beer.

White Friends: Smoke.
RedNeck Friends: Dip Copenhagen or skoal.

White Friends: Drive cars.
RedNeck Friends: Drive trucks.

White Friends: Will ignore this.
RedNeck Friends: Will repost!