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hi there, welcome back. im glad to inform you that the number of casualties from dead people attacks has gone down from zero to -6. YAY! a negative amount of bodies appeared at the drive through morgue toady, thanks to the posting about dead people and how to prevent attacks. i was very glad that i could help the public out, and i enchorage you to spread the word about dead people, as their unknowing prey on the west coast is know aware of them. i expect a mass migration of dead heading toward the mid-west, and the long rangr forcast ispartly cloudy over the weekend with random body parts falling from the sky at around noon. if you take these bodie parts to your nearest orphanige, they will process the bodie parts and serve them for lunch the next day. this donation is tax deductable, and along with that warm fuzzy feeling, your are helping the community. so save a life, donate a random body part.

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