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ill save you trouble of reading the o - so -boring journey through *gasp* SECURITY!!! DUN dun duuu.... in which our hero must swallow all his belongings, owing to the fact that airlines do not allow butterfly knives on planes. security also does not like hypodermic needles for some strange reason. neither do smurms for that matter, but ill save that for later.

needless to say, it was like the movie, The Davinci Code, very long, very boring, (standing in lines that strch several times around the globe) with a few exciting parts. Sir, im going to ask you to empty all of your pockets. sir, that also involves your mouth. yes, that is correct, turnips do not go through the x-ray machine well. no, you may not see what happens when one goes through. sir, why the hell do you have a turnip anyways??? and full of twists, such as how do you regurgitate a butterfly knife, let alone swallow one.


anyways...
at last the criminals flight was set to leave, so he gathered up his stuff, and began to navigate the airport. the ticket said gate 785.4, but he was in the 30 - 35 corridor. he approached another woman who must have been an employee, and asked for directions. down the hall and to your left she said with confidence. he strode down the hall, and at the first left he turned and saw his gate. snuggled between gates 35 and 36, was gate 785.4. he approached the terminal, and after giving yet another woman his ticket, he boarded the plane. upon reaching his seat, he pulled up the window cover to look outside. printed boldly upon the wing, was the name of the airline subdivision: The Titanic Chunck of Granite Airways IV.
to be continued...