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hi again!

sorry it took so long to post.


anyway, last post the criminal looked out the window and read the division of the airline he was flying on. Titanic Chunck of Granite Airways IV it had been dubbed, and he was racking his brain for reasons it would be called that. why Titanic Chunk of Granite? those dont fly... and the IV part, did that mean there were more than one? oh well he thought. no sense in worrying about such details. he looked at the list of in-flight movies. there were several of them. 'A wonderful life 2: the even wonderfuller life' 'Rocky XXXXXVIII' 'Transformers: Attack of the little plastic toys' 'Star Trek: adventures of the starship re-run' 'The little mermaid 3: Ariel visits the garbage disposal' and 'The last unicorn', starring George Clooney as the Unicorn. he selected the Transformers movie. a little while later, the plane had reached cruising altitude, and on the video screen people were panicking as small tranformers turned into baby strollers and ran people down. "OMG!!! there it is again!!!! run away from the stroller! save yourselves" "But Jonny, youll get runn over too if you stay! " "i know, and it is my destiny" "nooo!!! i love you Jonny!" a giant food-processor appears behind them and pastes alll the people running from the stroller "run lady-i-just-met-and-am-already-in-love-with! ill be bac-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "OMG!!! JONNY!! EEEEE-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHGHGHGHGHGHG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" This entertaining bliss was broken when an announcement from the pilot said "please fasten your seatbelts. i see a thunderstorm to our right, and ive decided to fly into it for the sake of cheezy cliches." to be continued...