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Arcturus_15
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Gomez The Benevolent
Hospital Beds don't know how long it takes to get from one end of the couch to the other. Whenever the church bell rings the salesman pays his fines. Which he owes because the fruit salad was just out of reach. The ten o' clock bell rang to indicate that the most obvious point in a person's life is when he realizes that punishement for being so tall is having your legs fail you twice a week. During these days the old man in the corner decides to build a tower in honour of the offical game guide. This guide is not only the biggest disappointment but it is also the longest way to get into a house without using your arms. Time after time the burglary of the Hoggie is overlooked because of all the training wheels. Gomez decided that he was too good for the Hospital so he decided to move on to the next world which, not only was decidely the greatest place in all of time, it was also the only way that he could live a healthy life as the benevolent.




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