Welcome to Gaia! :: View User's Journal | Gaia Journals

Welcome back to the public service announcment on dead people.

last announcement was a general description of the differant types of dead, now i will go in depth about them

Zombies.

the most comman form of the dead, created when a freshly animated corpse sits on the counter for to long and gets all gooshy. like a casserole. they travel in pairs, and will break and enter public restrooms or houses, depending on the amount of prey. they will attack you and attemp to suck out your brains, liver, kidneys, and any other organ you can think of. you can fend them off with any blunt/sharp object you can find, as their bodies are around the consistensy of play-doh. an eccellent technique of killing them is to hack off their limbs, then shove them in a blender, provided you have a blender that large. another way to defend against Zombies is babies. the Dead people and living people for that matter, hate babies. why? They drool everywhere, and eat everything that has been scientificaly proven to be inedible even to bacteria. among these many things, just happens to be zombies. babies have a natural attraction to stuff that should not be consumed, so htey will make a bee-line for the zombie. they will then procseed to chew on whatever part of the Zombie is within reach, and will eventually consume the entire thing. but please, for the sake of the baby and its health, burp it after each goopy, unsanitary meal.

alright, thats all on zombies i think.

ill update when i get more info.

bye now

X_X