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part III


The Walking Dead

i have made a new discovery about the walking dead. as i posted before walking dead pupate. what i said was they then turned into zombies. however, this is incorrect. this is actually a regenerative behavior for when they become so damaged they are incapacitated. eg., they are missing all their limbs because i hacked em all off. this would explain all the pupaes on my front porch, as i have been under seige from the dead for several weeks now. As mentioned before, an effective way of finidhing them off for good is to blow their bodies to peices. you can do this with a rocket launcher, phosphorus grenades, or any other incendiary device. To get the device (if its not a rocket launcher), use any household pet that you can find. hahaha!!! did you think i was serious? of course not. use a baby instead. No, seriously, tape it to a remote control thing and drive it out to the walking dead. while they are attacking it, run out and buy a starbucks double shot cappachino so you can stay awake for another 96 hours. to get back into your house, you can do several things: blow up the device on the remote control thing and run through the pandamonium towards your hous and hope you dont trip over a random limb littering the ground, or buy a new house, preferably one with a very good insurance policy. so, in a nutshell, the only way to totaly annihalate them is to blow them up. on that note, i will end this post.

also, i am almost out of explosives, so if oyu could send me some, it would be much apprechiated. just look for the house with the mass of rotting stuff in the yard.